Oh what the hell.

*gets down on knee*

Hamfast Gamgee, will you marry me?

1. To update this here journal more often. Right now it's like one of those fancy ones your aunt gets you and you write in it once because it's pretty, and then suddenly the entries date "1-12-04, 1-15-04, 10-21-04..." etc ( Read more... )

[Goings-on in the garden}


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After finally getting out of my room (I had a brilliant idea: pull the door open instead of push), I ran to the kitchen where Frodo was standing the middle of the room, a blank expression on his face, just drooling. Meanwhile, Sam was seated at the table behind a pile of pink paper, cranking out love letters like a trashy novel printery ( Read more... )

teh_gaffer's back. Oh my. Here's hoping he doesn't get crazy-drunk one night and loses control of his tongue. There's an experience or two (or ten) stuck in that brain of his I'd rather not have reach certain (nephews') ears.

If he mentions Gloìn let me tell you right now it was only on one occasion and we were all very bored.

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday dear Bilbo,
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeee!

(And Frodo and Froebel but it was my birthday first!)Alright everyone, line starts here for the mathom receiving and this line over here will be for the GIANT CAKE which Sam actually went, bought ingredients for, and baked. Why he listens to an old ( Read more... )

As brought up by my dear nephew, it seems that my 112th(?) birthday is coming up in a matter of days. Now, I know you all are planning a big surprise extravaganza jubilee (cough cough), but I thought I might let slip a hint or two on the subject of ( my birthday cake. )

already_burning is afoot. I wonder how well he'll get along with Aragorn? He's stopped by to visit, although having never seen him before, when I saw him I panicked. Well, wouldn't you do the same if a greying noble twice your height stopped by your smial and asked if you could spare a cup of lighter fluid? I threw a stick of incense into the bushes to distract ( Read more... )

The humpitis has subsided, along with all my energy. Guh. I can't move. Gollum is hopping around outside the bedroom door going "Mine! It's mine!" but he can't be talking about the Ring because it's on my... um, it's very safe. And *very* secret. I'm hearing rhythmic noises from the room next door which means all is well in the Frosam village. I ( Read more... )

*bites nails* My deep dark secret has been unearthed, thanks to celebriansbish. It's not helping that I'm have relapses. You see, back when I first started travelling, I might have picked up a foreign virus or two, hehe. I can't control myself! I seem to have a horrible case of recurring humpitis. D: *humps bedpost* SEE!?!? *sobs* Just chain me to the wall so I ( Read more... )