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After the charming "Dong" sound that Macs make when they start up, the following appears on the screen:

INTERNAL ERROR. THIS MAC IS TEH H4XX0R5.

SYSTEM CHECK RESULTS:
*Virus found on 17,234 files. All file names have been changed to "MASHROOM PARTY". Internet destroyed. Not a winner. Please play again.
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*sips tea*

*casually looks out window*

*does a double-take*

Well, could've been worse. Frodo could've hired this guy.

*walks into smial, afraid of what he might see*

Frodo? Froebel? Anyone there? Hello? I am not in the mood for hugs nor glomps, as I am very tired and hungover. Check the bags, one of them's got duty-free liquor and there is absolutely nothing in the lining of my overcoat, how dare you suggest that. Er, the relations send all their love and kisses ( Read more... )

I am now bidding you all a very fond farewell! Well, until my return on the 17th of Wedmath (that's August 10th, for all you non-hobbits). So until then ( Read more... )

It has occurred to me that I am missing something. Merry, Pippin and Sam all have one, and I want one too. A nickname, that is.

Legolas, perpretator of pet names, has already issued "Bilby." But I want something... sparklier. Bibbers? Bola? Biggles? Bibliothèque? Discothèque? Okay, this is getting out of hand.Hmmm... considering the above, I think ( Read more... )

( Sam's Party )

I've decided to try my hands at scratching records- that's right, I want to be tonight's DJ! B-Bo Bagger, yo. I've got a nice little lineup here... a song for everyone!
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Why is it that everytime I get drunk leave there's a party? I must time these things better ( Read more... )

It's the Fourth of July and I'm voting for Uncle Sam!

And then I'm throwing stinkbombs through Sandyman's windows. Join me?