But why is the rum gone?

[smoke_rings186]

*sips tea*

*casually looks out window*

*does a double-take*

Well, could've been worse. Frodo could've hired this guy.

Comments

[froebelbaggins]

O_O

*hides under my favorite blankie* I'm going to have nightmares!

[sauronsdog]

I think I may have to talk to this guy about possibly working in my shop.

[smoke_rings186]

Anything, just keep him away from here!

[sauronsdog]

Then it shall be done my friend.

[mayor_gamgee]

Mr. Bilbo, it's bad enough I have to compete with this sexy talented young lad in the gardens, but if Frodo hired that other gent, I'd truly be out on my tender young arse!

[f_baggins]

Actually, i tried to hire Christo because you know, we are the Bagginses and this is Bag End, i wanted him to cover the trees and the bushes with plastic bags.. to be even more bagged but.. Christo refused to travel to The Shire.. He was demanding lots of ridiculous things like only yellow m&ms in his room and that was annoying me.. I am the only one who can demand ridiculous things like that! Who does he thinks he is?!? *stuffs nose up the air*

[smoke_rings186]

Only yellow m&m's? If he wanted brown ones in a brandy glass, I know a great sweet shop down the street. But be wary. They're usually closed, and instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. You'll manage to take care of the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether... you'll have to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really.

(OOC: ok, ok, I'll stop now. But that's my favorite scene from Wayne's World II and I couldn't resist)

[elfshampoowhore]

.......................................Keep this....Thing.....Away from Gimli......*Suddenly gets an evil idea for Scissorhands and a certain beard*