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FANFIC DROP FANFIC DROP. For those of you who replied to my recent post requesting stuff, I did them all in a rush of random writing urge, so I hope you like. >D
For gwkame: Mwu and Murrue yay. 8D
Everything from the previous war was still fresh in Murrue’s mind. Right down to the words he said and the promises he made. It took two years of healing to accept that he was gone, and the strings of fate had made it so she’d relive the past once again.
It was something originally impossible, she didn’t want to believe that this could be a second chance. But every night when she slept, and told herself this was impossible, she remembered those words.
I'm the man who can make the impossible possible.
And though she’d be crying she would smile, because if this was true then what a cocky little bastard he was for meaning those words.
Messiah was gone, and once again the stability of their universe was in chaos. It was like last time, she thought. It was so hard to rebuild only to have this all happen again.
He returned to her after that, scarred face worn and hair slightly longer but his eyes and his smile were simply him. He had returned this time, and she couldn’t help but remember his promise from so long ago.
I’ll return, with victory in hand.
Murrue smiled at him. “You’re really late with that.” And though Mwu didn’t seem to get what she meant by the statement, he welcomed her embrace with open arms.
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For hoshi3, Sting and Auel yay!
One on One
Auel was grateful that they had found the time to fit in another game of basketball. Neo explained that they were fairly busy, but came the first sign of even a few moments of free time, Auel managed to take it.
The sound of scuffling feet and the dribbling of the basketball were the only thing in the silence of the area. Sting felt odd as he played, it was as if something was missing from the scene, but he couldn’t pinpoint it, as their memory wipe of Stellar had come as soon as she disappeared. Something they wouldn’t again remember, but they still felt a void as they played.
“Cheater!” Auel barked when Sting scored his second point. “You’re taller than me so you have an advantage!”
“Being tall isn’t an entirely huge advantage is basketball, dumbass.” Sting idly rolled the ball around in his hands as he spoke. “Being smaller lets you move quicker and gives you less of a chance to get caught.”
“You’re talking like I’m a midget, fuck you!”
“I’m just saying,” Sting shrugged nonchalantly. Auel eyed him for a moment, and took the chance to swipe the ball from his hands, speeding across the court.
“Sneaky little..!” Sting gave chase, but Auel had too much of a head start, scoring a point for himself.
“Ha! Two-one now, Sting. I’ll catch up with you.”
“Heh! I’d like to-”
“Auel. Sting. Come in now, Neo wants to see you.”
A gust of wind blew by as the soldier returned inside after calling them. Auel and Sting exchanged a look, before Sting patted him on the head. “Looks like you won’t now.”
Smacking his arm, Auel scowled. “Next time!”
“Fine, next time.” Their words held promise that a next time would come, but in their world, they didn’t have many next times.
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For luinthoron
In what Shinn came to know of her, Stellar’s entire life seemed cursed. Being an Extended as she was, she was never expected to live passed the war’s end. These people were made for the war, they thrived on chemicals and substances to live, Shinn knew that if any of them were to make it through the end, that they would only be discarded once their job was finished.
Stellar was gone now, and Shinn couldn’t miss her more. As much as he hated to admit it, things were better off this way, weren’t they? She would have only suffered more if she stayed in this world, at least now she was at peace.
Despite how she was raised, what was done to her, Shinn still remembered when he watched her that day, from a distance. She was in her own little world of bliss, dancing and twirling, humming a song that only she knew the beat to. Love of the ocean breezes and dancing on the water, she never looked happier.
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For katmaxwell Yzak Wolfram and Sakura. >DDD
Bananafruit Buttercup
Haruno Sakura heard a small ruckus from nearby. Originally, she brushed it off as something usual: pack of horny zombies, someone blaming Riddle for something, the Shouta Squad running around, someone yelling at Ash for being pantsless, new campers, it might have even been the loudspeaker.
She stopped in her tracks. Surely this was somebody yelling, but now the voice, no, voices, sounded familiar. Curious, she headed in the direction of the yelling, which was quite a walk since the yelling was screechy and loud like all ukes scream.
There stood Yzak Jule and Wolfram von Bielefield, screaming at each other like nobody’s business.
“Yuuri doesn’t have an ugly mullet, Bananafruit!” That translated to, Sakura noted, ‘my boyfriend is hotter than yours’.
“At least Dearka looks and acts like a guy, Buttercup!” That translated to, Sakura noted, ‘at least my boyfriend knows how to top me’.
“Yuuri knows how to act like a guy!” Wolfram yelled, louder than he was screaming before.
“I don’t care, just shut the hell up!” Yzak yelled back, balling a fist. Sakura wondered if this was their own emotionally retarded way of being friends. She nodded, it must have been.
“You started it, Bananafruit!”
“I did not!”
“Wolfram, Yzak, hi!” Sakura cut in before she went deaf. The two looked at her, Yzak waved and Wolfram smiled. “Hello, Sakura.”
“What are you two yelling about? I could hear you from all the way near my cabin.”
“Ah-well…” Wolfram started, sending a look to Yzak, who seemed to also forget what the hell it was they originally started yelling about.
Dot dot dot. Sakura shrugged it off. “Doesn’t matter. I’m heading to the Mess Hall to see if there’s anything worth eating. Want to come along?”
“Sure.”
“Why not?”
Sakura led the way across the campgrounds, Yzak and Wolfram trailing just behind her.
“Hope the food is normal,” Yzak said randomly.
“Why so? You made a pretty funny looking girl, Bananafruit.”
“I DID NOT.”
“You did so!”
“At least I need cursed food to make me look like a girl you look like a girl anyway!”
“I DO NOT!”
“YES YOU DO SHUT UP BUTTERCUP.”
“YOU SHUT UP.”
Sakura sighed, these two were going to have a beautiful friendship, she could tell already.
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For miyuki_mina, Gilbert and Lee's wang. 8D And NO THE WANG IS NOT WHAT YOU ALL THINK IT IS (unless you're in CFUD then you know)
The Wang Report
All Yzak Jule heard from a fellow camper was that Gilbert Dullindal was dead set on examining Rock Lee’s wang. This was enough to disturb him a great deal, because Dearka had bought up the possibility that it might not be the wang that they thought it was.
For you see, Lee possessed two wangs. One would be the most obvious, and the most easy to look at if one managed to get Lee out of his pants. The other was a completely different story. Creatures known as waterwangs had been spotted around camp a good deal recently, staying near cold, wet or watery places. Sakura Haruno and was one of the first to encounter one, in the camp’s onsen. Then, in a fight in a pool full of jello between Yzak, Sakura and Lunamaria, it returned.
They found there was a motherwang, birthing these dildo-sized things, and as is grew closer to camp, Yzak, Sakura, Lee, Dearka and Kon-El took it on. During this epic battle of the wang, Lee was swallowed by the motherwang. As his comrades battled desperately to save him, there was a flash of light, and the giant wang disappeared. It was soon discovered that it merged with Lee, and now resided in his soul.
The entirety of the camp discovered this, and Yzak hadn’t heard anything about it until now… and he feared for his friend.
- - - - -
“Now, Lee-kun,” Gilbert Dullindal started to a very flustered Lee. “You probably know how the wang works better than I do, therefore I will need a great deal of your help.”
Sakura stared down at her feet, just as flustered as Lee was, at a complete loss for words. She had come to accept Lee’s wang, as odd as it was to have your 95% boyfriend have one in his soul.
“How do you call to the wang, Lee? How do you unleash its power?”
Lee blushed a deeper red, sending a quick glance to Sakura. “Um… well, sir, you see-”
“Go on,” Gilbert looked completely unfazed.
“Last time it happened, we were…” This statement jolted Sakura out of her frozen state, she knew what was coming… but… in front of Gilbert? Hadn’t Yzak, Dearka and the other soldiers from their world warned them about him?
“If you’re capable of getting an affirmative reaction from your wang on your own, please do just go ahead.” Gilbert sat down in a chair, crossing one leg over and tapping a finger on the table nearby.
“It’s for you, Lee…” Sakura started, unable to meet his eye. “I- I think I’ll be able to go through with this… for your sake.”
“Sakura-san…” Lee swallowed hard, clearly hesitant to but slowly leaning in to kiss her lightly on the lips. Sakura sent a nervous glance to Gilbert, before trying to pretend he wasn’t there, closing her eyes and kissing him back.
ZRASH!!!!! The wang was activated. Lee suddenly seemed a little more into it, and this seemed to get a good reaction out of Sakura as well. She pushed Lee up against a wall and kept kissing him senseless.
Gilbert watched the scene wide-eyed, and seemed absolutely taken in. Reaching for the small notebook and pencil on the table he sat at, he quickly jotted down notes, muttering things like “wang”, “the force of the wang is quite strong”, “likes walls?”, and “very interesting”.
A few moments passed, Sakura and Lee still kissing up against the wall. Gilbert wondered if he would be able to move in closer to see if he could see any physical changes, maybe the wang came out while this happened? He didn’t want to miss that!
The couple were too involved in one another to notice Gilbert standing barely an inch away now, and only hesitated once they heard him speak, “Now, keep on with what you are doing. I’m going to examine the wang, and don’t want this flow to mess up and send it away before I do anything.
Gilbert leaned down, his hand reaching out to snake between Lee and Sakura’s bodies, gently touching Lee’s chest…
It was at that moment a too-worried Yzak walked into the room, took one look at what was happening before him, and simply turned around and left again.
The sound of the door snapped Sakura and Lee out of their trance. Sakura let go of Lee’s shoulders, freeing him from being shoved against the wall. Lee took a second to register the fact that Gilbert still had a hand on his chest, that was now moving down to his stomach.
“A-Ah!!”
“Oh?” Gilbert looked up, quickly retracting his hand and standing. “Curses, I think was so close to getting to the core of the wang.”
Sakura had noticed where Gilbert’s hand had been too, and now stared blankly at him.
“Pity. Lee-kun, why don’t you and Sakura-san come by some other time? I’ll make sure we have adequate enough privacy, and I’ll bring some items that may coax out your wang better.
Dot dot dot.
“Um- s-sure, sir.” Lee stuttered, and Sakura grabbed his hand to pull him out of the room.
Gilbert stared at the doorframe for a long moment, before shaking his head. “It may not have been a complete success, but what I have seen of Lee’s wang was almost beautiful. Lee… I wonder if one day you will come to love the wang inside of you.”
For gwkame: Mwu and Murrue yay. 8D
Everything from the previous war was still fresh in Murrue’s mind. Right down to the words he said and the promises he made. It took two years of healing to accept that he was gone, and the strings of fate had made it so she’d relive the past once again.
It was something originally impossible, she didn’t want to believe that this could be a second chance. But every night when she slept, and told herself this was impossible, she remembered those words.
I'm the man who can make the impossible possible.
And though she’d be crying she would smile, because if this was true then what a cocky little bastard he was for meaning those words.
Messiah was gone, and once again the stability of their universe was in chaos. It was like last time, she thought. It was so hard to rebuild only to have this all happen again.
He returned to her after that, scarred face worn and hair slightly longer but his eyes and his smile were simply him. He had returned this time, and she couldn’t help but remember his promise from so long ago.
I’ll return, with victory in hand.
Murrue smiled at him. “You’re really late with that.” And though Mwu didn’t seem to get what she meant by the statement, he welcomed her embrace with open arms.
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For hoshi3, Sting and Auel yay!
One on One
Auel was grateful that they had found the time to fit in another game of basketball. Neo explained that they were fairly busy, but came the first sign of even a few moments of free time, Auel managed to take it.
The sound of scuffling feet and the dribbling of the basketball were the only thing in the silence of the area. Sting felt odd as he played, it was as if something was missing from the scene, but he couldn’t pinpoint it, as their memory wipe of Stellar had come as soon as she disappeared. Something they wouldn’t again remember, but they still felt a void as they played.
“Cheater!” Auel barked when Sting scored his second point. “You’re taller than me so you have an advantage!”
“Being tall isn’t an entirely huge advantage is basketball, dumbass.” Sting idly rolled the ball around in his hands as he spoke. “Being smaller lets you move quicker and gives you less of a chance to get caught.”
“You’re talking like I’m a midget, fuck you!”
“I’m just saying,” Sting shrugged nonchalantly. Auel eyed him for a moment, and took the chance to swipe the ball from his hands, speeding across the court.
“Sneaky little..!” Sting gave chase, but Auel had too much of a head start, scoring a point for himself.
“Ha! Two-one now, Sting. I’ll catch up with you.”
“Heh! I’d like to-”
“Auel. Sting. Come in now, Neo wants to see you.”
A gust of wind blew by as the soldier returned inside after calling them. Auel and Sting exchanged a look, before Sting patted him on the head. “Looks like you won’t now.”
Smacking his arm, Auel scowled. “Next time!”
“Fine, next time.” Their words held promise that a next time would come, but in their world, they didn’t have many next times.
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For luinthoron
In what Shinn came to know of her, Stellar’s entire life seemed cursed. Being an Extended as she was, she was never expected to live passed the war’s end. These people were made for the war, they thrived on chemicals and substances to live, Shinn knew that if any of them were to make it through the end, that they would only be discarded once their job was finished.
Stellar was gone now, and Shinn couldn’t miss her more. As much as he hated to admit it, things were better off this way, weren’t they? She would have only suffered more if she stayed in this world, at least now she was at peace.
Despite how she was raised, what was done to her, Shinn still remembered when he watched her that day, from a distance. She was in her own little world of bliss, dancing and twirling, humming a song that only she knew the beat to. Love of the ocean breezes and dancing on the water, she never looked happier.
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For katmaxwell Yzak Wolfram and Sakura. >DDD
Bananafruit Buttercup
Haruno Sakura heard a small ruckus from nearby. Originally, she brushed it off as something usual: pack of horny zombies, someone blaming Riddle for something, the Shouta Squad running around, someone yelling at Ash for being pantsless, new campers, it might have even been the loudspeaker.
She stopped in her tracks. Surely this was somebody yelling, but now the voice, no, voices, sounded familiar. Curious, she headed in the direction of the yelling, which was quite a walk since the yelling was screechy and loud like all ukes scream.
There stood Yzak Jule and Wolfram von Bielefield, screaming at each other like nobody’s business.
“Yuuri doesn’t have an ugly mullet, Bananafruit!” That translated to, Sakura noted, ‘my boyfriend is hotter than yours’.
“At least Dearka looks and acts like a guy, Buttercup!” That translated to, Sakura noted, ‘at least my boyfriend knows how to top me’.
“Yuuri knows how to act like a guy!” Wolfram yelled, louder than he was screaming before.
“I don’t care, just shut the hell up!” Yzak yelled back, balling a fist. Sakura wondered if this was their own emotionally retarded way of being friends. She nodded, it must have been.
“You started it, Bananafruit!”
“I did not!”
“Wolfram, Yzak, hi!” Sakura cut in before she went deaf. The two looked at her, Yzak waved and Wolfram smiled. “Hello, Sakura.”
“What are you two yelling about? I could hear you from all the way near my cabin.”
“Ah-well…” Wolfram started, sending a look to Yzak, who seemed to also forget what the hell it was they originally started yelling about.
Dot dot dot. Sakura shrugged it off. “Doesn’t matter. I’m heading to the Mess Hall to see if there’s anything worth eating. Want to come along?”
“Sure.”
“Why not?”
Sakura led the way across the campgrounds, Yzak and Wolfram trailing just behind her.
“Hope the food is normal,” Yzak said randomly.
“Why so? You made a pretty funny looking girl, Bananafruit.”
“I DID NOT.”
“You did so!”
“At least I need cursed food to make me look like a girl you look like a girl anyway!”
“I DO NOT!”
“YES YOU DO SHUT UP BUTTERCUP.”
“YOU SHUT UP.”
Sakura sighed, these two were going to have a beautiful friendship, she could tell already.
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For miyuki_mina, Gilbert and Lee's wang. 8D And NO THE WANG IS NOT WHAT YOU ALL THINK IT IS (unless you're in CFUD then you know)
The Wang Report
All Yzak Jule heard from a fellow camper was that Gilbert Dullindal was dead set on examining Rock Lee’s wang. This was enough to disturb him a great deal, because Dearka had bought up the possibility that it might not be the wang that they thought it was.
For you see, Lee possessed two wangs. One would be the most obvious, and the most easy to look at if one managed to get Lee out of his pants. The other was a completely different story. Creatures known as waterwangs had been spotted around camp a good deal recently, staying near cold, wet or watery places. Sakura Haruno and was one of the first to encounter one, in the camp’s onsen. Then, in a fight in a pool full of jello between Yzak, Sakura and Lunamaria, it returned.
They found there was a motherwang, birthing these dildo-sized things, and as is grew closer to camp, Yzak, Sakura, Lee, Dearka and Kon-El took it on. During this epic battle of the wang, Lee was swallowed by the motherwang. As his comrades battled desperately to save him, there was a flash of light, and the giant wang disappeared. It was soon discovered that it merged with Lee, and now resided in his soul.
The entirety of the camp discovered this, and Yzak hadn’t heard anything about it until now… and he feared for his friend.
- - - - -
“Now, Lee-kun,” Gilbert Dullindal started to a very flustered Lee. “You probably know how the wang works better than I do, therefore I will need a great deal of your help.”
Sakura stared down at her feet, just as flustered as Lee was, at a complete loss for words. She had come to accept Lee’s wang, as odd as it was to have your 95% boyfriend have one in his soul.
“How do you call to the wang, Lee? How do you unleash its power?”
Lee blushed a deeper red, sending a quick glance to Sakura. “Um… well, sir, you see-”
“Go on,” Gilbert looked completely unfazed.
“Last time it happened, we were…” This statement jolted Sakura out of her frozen state, she knew what was coming… but… in front of Gilbert? Hadn’t Yzak, Dearka and the other soldiers from their world warned them about him?
“If you’re capable of getting an affirmative reaction from your wang on your own, please do just go ahead.” Gilbert sat down in a chair, crossing one leg over and tapping a finger on the table nearby.
“It’s for you, Lee…” Sakura started, unable to meet his eye. “I- I think I’ll be able to go through with this… for your sake.”
“Sakura-san…” Lee swallowed hard, clearly hesitant to but slowly leaning in to kiss her lightly on the lips. Sakura sent a nervous glance to Gilbert, before trying to pretend he wasn’t there, closing her eyes and kissing him back.
ZRASH!!!!! The wang was activated. Lee suddenly seemed a little more into it, and this seemed to get a good reaction out of Sakura as well. She pushed Lee up against a wall and kept kissing him senseless.
Gilbert watched the scene wide-eyed, and seemed absolutely taken in. Reaching for the small notebook and pencil on the table he sat at, he quickly jotted down notes, muttering things like “wang”, “the force of the wang is quite strong”, “likes walls?”, and “very interesting”.
A few moments passed, Sakura and Lee still kissing up against the wall. Gilbert wondered if he would be able to move in closer to see if he could see any physical changes, maybe the wang came out while this happened? He didn’t want to miss that!
The couple were too involved in one another to notice Gilbert standing barely an inch away now, and only hesitated once they heard him speak, “Now, keep on with what you are doing. I’m going to examine the wang, and don’t want this flow to mess up and send it away before I do anything.
Gilbert leaned down, his hand reaching out to snake between Lee and Sakura’s bodies, gently touching Lee’s chest…
It was at that moment a too-worried Yzak walked into the room, took one look at what was happening before him, and simply turned around and left again.
The sound of the door snapped Sakura and Lee out of their trance. Sakura let go of Lee’s shoulders, freeing him from being shoved against the wall. Lee took a second to register the fact that Gilbert still had a hand on his chest, that was now moving down to his stomach.
“A-Ah!!”
“Oh?” Gilbert looked up, quickly retracting his hand and standing. “Curses, I think was so close to getting to the core of the wang.”
Sakura had noticed where Gilbert’s hand had been too, and now stared blankly at him.
“Pity. Lee-kun, why don’t you and Sakura-san come by some other time? I’ll make sure we have adequate enough privacy, and I’ll bring some items that may coax out your wang better.
Dot dot dot.
“Um- s-sure, sir.” Lee stuttered, and Sakura grabbed his hand to pull him out of the room.
Gilbert stared at the doorframe for a long moment, before shaking his head. “It may not have been a complete success, but what I have seen of Lee’s wang was almost beautiful. Lee… I wonder if one day you will come to love the wang inside of you.”