I excel at being clumbsy. Hopefully this will not be counted and ban me from future insurance policies ( Read more... )

I'm glad Star Wars Day is on my grandma's birthday. Now I've got two things to celebrate :D <3

Dear life:

we're going on a road trip to the east coast to visit our east coast friends someday.
love,
me

I excel at playing stupid and being the bad guy.

For the first time I said no to dating someone and it was freaking awesome. Should've enacted that right the last three times rather than being guilted into it. Anyways, what'd I get for standing up for myself? A shit storm. People think he'd be great for me and that I just need to get over my funk ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Self :D

Today was probably the most low key birthday I've ever had, and I'm super happy about that. Too much food though x__x; I got monies for iTunes and Best Buy though so I can finally get some new music :D

But it was lots of fun, filled with family and inappropriate comments. And several awkward moments, ranging from the silly to ( Read more... )

Besides having the absolutely shittiest weekend in my life, I'm in a ridiculously happy mood :D   then again that might be the sugar talking.

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! <3 Oh my god. Good bye Office, you have officially been replaced, and tonight's episode of Glee totally sealed that with their rendition of "Gives You Hell" and "Hello, Goodbye," AND ( Read more... )

Trying to be vegetarian in this house is like trying to be gay in Uganda: it's just not working. Almost every week mom's like "want to have some __" And it's like oh my god, I just told you seven days ago that I'm vegetarian again. Okay, well pescatarian, I'll never give up sushi ( Read more... )

I've got to do something epic for Father's Day. Dad's been way cool this last week. From boyfriend bashing, to apartment advice, pie for dinner, new shoes, him liking my vegetarian cooking, getting Guinness, and being patient about learning the difference between a tool and a hipster... Man. What a kick ass spring break. Gotta think of something ( Read more... )

Oh man. I have got to get a better sleeping schedule. I keep thinking it's a day ahead of what it really is. Ugh. Also, drinking alcohol probably is not the smartest idea right after a workout. But at least then it only takes one XD; And it's a learning tool, too. Like today, I learned that grapefruit juice covers the taste of vodka waaaaay better ( Read more... )

Isn't it super awesome when you tell someone you don't want to talk to them ever again, and try to move on with your life and they keep trying to barge in? Like they think they're something special? Oh, it is hilarious ( Read more... )

Today I made pie ( Read more... )