My school is probably going to close. I've said that a million times, but they cancelled tests today. There's no point if we won't fucking be there next week ( Read more... )

I am seventeen today. I've learned how to be patient and how not to be a cold, cynical bitch.

Seventeen. Wow.

Taken from star_wars_girls. Just look at it and humor me.


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Janolution Boalurge was only ten years old. She was considered a modern miracle: she had no head or upper body, but was a world champion tennis layer with a potatoe for an upper torso ( Read more... )

They would outlaw cards made from wood of minscule trees that hadn't even begun to open up their leaf-arteries to the sun. We'd learn about photosynthesis in school, with signed parental permission forms, as tut-tuting mothers call each other about how this is an issue that should be left to the family to discuss at home. We'd all go on dates to ( Read more... )

I'm sick. I'll probably stay home tomorrow. February 18th is THE DAY*, but I won't be home. I wanted to fall asleep at Church, I was so sick and tired. I had a Confirmation meeting today, and I've decided that Uncle Bob will be my sponsor. Uncle Bob is a cool name. I might just stay in bed the rest of the night and watch Lord of the Rings.

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I'm watching The Terminator 2 in my room, and my parents are watching A Midsummer Night's Dream downstairs. It's amusing, the Terminator is shooting up police, and then it's followed by opera.

I love my cats.

And, I'm thankful that I don't live in the Republic of Gilead. *nods*

It's a rainy three-day weekend and I intend to spend it writing. I've finished off a bag of chips, and since 7:30 am, three cans of c2 Coke. "Why am I so fat!" The rain is nice. Next weekend me, my parents, two uncles/two aunts, my grandmother, four of my cousins and my cousin's baby and going to stay in Hermosa Beach for my uncle's birthday. It ( Read more... )

And onto very pressing affairs, world altering opinions:

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(Also: I'm starting to feel weird for buying more icon space. Can anybody actually fill 50 icons spaces?)

I've been lying to myself my whole life, saying that I have creativity. All I want to do is scream.