Jones,

I haven't seen much of you since we got back from hols, how have you been keeping? Keeping that beater's arm yourself in good shape spirits?

I noticed your hair was very brown glossy and full of   bounce today at dinner. It was   nice. It made me sort of regret hexing your hair like that last year, when it is obviously very br pretty ( Read more... )

You are cordially invited to an exclusive, invite-only tryout session for admittance onto the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. You were selected at random from a highly qualified pool of candidates, to help establish the Hufflepuff team as best in school ( Read more... )

Why must you always be sending me notes? I have been up to my ears in notes since the weekend, obviously it would be lost in piles of them.

Don't worry about the shoes. The shoes are not a problem. The trauma of having lukewarm puke seeping into my socks the incident? That is a problem. I'm going to have to scourgify my brain before I'll ever ( Read more... )

Ye     No Yes   N

NO REALLY

YOU

Yea           Of cour

What do you think?

Well now that you mention it, yes, I am.

- Smith

Well I had figured that I'd gotten my point across effectively enough. Unless you would rather I not talk to you, which could be arranged!

Good. I will see you in the Great Hall, we can go from there.

ZS

PS: Deserved it my ass, you old hypocrite. As if you've never said worse.

Goldstein,

If you've had your fill of being a point-thieving prat, do you want to go to the meeting together tomorrow?

Smith

Potter -

You left your notebook in my room last week, when we were planning the directions our project would take this term? I trust you'll be wanting it back. You should probably take mine, as well, I daresay they're a right sight better than yours and they might have some information in them that you and your new partner will find useful ( Read more... )

Look, want to go for a walk or something?

I have a present for you.

Meet me in front of your portrait hole in five.

ZS

WHAT WAS THAT FOR??

Don't be a prick Goldstein, you take that back right now! That is so completely and utterly unfair, you call Corner queer all the time!! And what's worse, you know bloody well I wasn't being serious, but you did it anyway!

Honestly if you're going to pitch one every time somebody suggests you're homo, you might want to try ( Read more... )

Don't compare me to that fag, Goldstein.

I'll have you know I've been awake since nine. I haven't been able to have a decent lie in since I got back. Gryffindors are It must be the jetlag.

If you miss him so badly, then why don't you do something drastic? Like, oh I don't know, TALK TO HIM ( Read more... )