Uh, no? Don't tell me you fancy me now or something. Because it'd never work out, you know. I'm a Hufflepuff, you're a Ravenclaw, and we're both the captains of our respective house teams. It'd be a cycle of endless drama that I'm just not interested in ( Read more... )

No it is not a bloody 'yes' you twit. Why are you owling me, anyway, if not to make smartarse remarks about the hat? We don't like eachother, remember?

ZS

SHUT UP ABOU

Chang -

Are you taking the piss?

- ZS

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Yeah sure whatever.

ZS

I NEVER SAID I ENJOYED IT, DID I? It was weird! HE'S weird! And don't you dare misconstrue that as some sort of homophobic statement, even you can admit to how much of a headcase he is.

TITS I am fond of. I like tits. Girls I could honestly live without, because girls are evil. You have to treat them with the absolute utmost fucking respect ( Read more... )

Fuck you, thanks! I was not desperate, it's just what you said about Potter and the constant apologizing got me wondering if maybe I might it was an epidemic of some sort, so I was just checking to make sure!

You have an eye for your own kind, eh? Well, sorry to disappoint but if I was queer I would be snogging somebody other than Justin Finch ( Read more... )

Did it ever occur to you that I might be slightly egotistical with good reason?

No, I'm pinning them up around the commons for all to see. Relax, Corner, I won't let anyone see them. Would you like me to eat the ashes, for good measure?

Wait. You two are dating? That is so weirdly heterosexual. Do you actually like, go out on evenings or ( Read more... )

Fuck off, Corner. I'll have you know I'm all of the above and then some (and then some, you ass), but if you're too dense to realise a good thing when it's staring you in the face then there's no helping the ignorant ( Read more... )

Okay! Christ! Sorry. And for the record, I wouldn't even dare, Justin's a class all his own. It like, transcends gender identity. I know girls less girly than Justin Finch Fletchley ( Read more... )

Well fuck! Sorry but how am I supposed to know when you lot are making a pass or something! Talking about wanting to touch my head and shit. Sounded pretty queer to me!

ZS

PS: speaking of queer, I have a bit of a situation on my hands.