That's the one. She is vicious. Normally I can take girls' tempers with a grain of salt but Jones is absolutely batshit, it's like she's got perma fucking PMT. I've been trying to scout her as a beater for years, she won't have none of it though ( Read more... )

Shut up. All day long it's been a constant stream of "nice hat, Smith" and "looking sharp" or just these sporadic shouts of "RASTA!" in the hallways and it's getting old. I mean really, really old. It's a goddamn hat. There is nothing that could be that funny about it.

I'm only wearing it because something happened to my hair.

ZSPS: Fine, ( Read more... )

I did nothing of the sort! It was that cunt, Megan Jones. I must've said something to piss her off because one minute I'm passing her a note in the common room and the next she's hexing me bald ( Read more... )

I've tried, but every time I even go near him he gets this dippy, damned hopeful expression on his face like he's planning our future children and it really makes me feel guilty uncomfortable.

I was drunk, it was a stupid mistake, what's there to understand? I've been avoiding him ever since, he can't be that thick ( Read more... )

Oh fu

I am going to NAIL HIS MOUTH SHUT.

Potter:

We have nothing! Nothing, and six dozen pages of notes to show for it!! This is somehow your fault, I just know it. If we had spent more time sitting inside with our books and less time going on nature walks we would be done by now but as it is, if we manage to make it in at all it's going to be just barely under the wire ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT??

That sounds fine to me, I'll see if I can find Finnigan, anyway. Tell me if you hear anything.

ZS

Susan,

You've been dating hanging out with that Thomas from Gryffindor a lot lately, haven't you? Could you do me a favour?

I've heard a series of rumors of a certain success on the part of his Irish friend, and was wondering if they were true? And if so, if they might consider doing a wee bit of a commission? Say, 4 galleons worth ( Read more... )

Right. Well.

Thanks for your help.

Bye.

Sor