NOTHING?? NOBODY? It was just a JOKE, Michael!

JOKE.

Oh shit, are

Sorry.

Har-bloody-har. Contrary to what you might like to think, Corner, not everyone is as keen on sodomy as you and Terry Boot are!

No! As if I'd tell you, anyway. You'd probably blab it to the whole of the school.

And I'm not high-strung.

ZS

PS: "Pissy" isn't even a proper adjective, you tit.

What's so funny about somebody fancying me? I bet loads of people do. Say you're--in bizarre parallel universe where white is black and night is day, etc.--right, and this person does possibly fancy me, that's one right there!

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That doesn't make any sense!! I mean yes it would explain a few things, but not enough to merit THAT sort of leap in logic!

Nobody! What do you care, anyway?

HUH!?

Don't get tetchy, I was only asking out of politeness.

What's it mean when a friend an aquai somebody you know confesses to you that they're having it off with someone, and then proceeds to apologize profusely for it?

I said help, didn't I?

I've got a bit of a conundrum. I figured you would be the best person to ask. Do you have a moment?

ZS

Corner, I need your help.

ZS (Hufflepuff)

We have a sp

I'm sort of busy, but I guess I could come out for a few.

Z

What are you talking about? Why would I hate you?

Who's Bill What about Professor Weasley? Did you do something you shouldn't have?

Christ, don't tell me you hexed him or something and need someone to help hide the body.

ZS

PS: You actually got my name right. Is it that serious?