I've not forgotten anything, you whinging twit ( Read more... )

Anthony ( Read more... )

Brilliant! See you soon! Vampire.

That's mad. You're mad, you vampire. Now come up and hang round with me in the commons, I want to ask you something.

Right, right, I get it. No worries, lass. I know you're "not a vampire." Har, har. Your secret's safe with me, bach!

So, how've you been, down in the dungeons?

Now, now, Lisa, no need to be bashful. We all know you're a vampire, so you've got no reason to go on pretending. Just going for walk in the dungeons? Haven't got much appetite? Not very subtle of you, my dear, not very subtle at all.

Oh, you know how Cho is. Now that she's off on her own, she's probably nancing about, shrieking that she's free, free, free of Hogwarts and all that.

Because you're a vampire, of course!

Oh! Well, all right.

So, you know, how've you been? Not biting too many necks, I hope.

WHAT ABOUT CLASSES? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO CLASS! I SHOULD KNOW, WE HAVE CLASSES TOGETHER! AND AT MEALS! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO MEALS! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Walking? In the dungeons? FOR TWO MONTHS?