Right you lot, I'll be running this over again tomorrow but I wanted to give you all something to sleep on. Key points:

- Ghallagher, I know you like playing offense but since we're playing Slytherin, remember: DEFENSIVE STRATEGY. They are fu a ruthless bunch, a weak opposition could leave room for our entire formation to fall apart. This goes ( Read more... )

They've been abducted by aliens. The entire staff has been abducted by aliens, leaving only Dumbledore in charge. It's the only solution I can see, why else would we be subjected to (of all things) water sports in the first week of May? Nobody should be required to strip off and plunge headlong into the lake in this degree weather. You know ( Read more... )

And that is incredibly fucking foolish of you! You know who his parents are, right? His dad's been arrested--twice might I add--and been found guilty for being one of You-Know-Who's top henchmen! Harry even claimed he was involved in the events on the night that Cedric died! I hear his aunt's a complete freak as well, there's just no helping it ( Read more... )

Oh how terrible for him! His childhood must have been one of angst and depravity!

I am quite certain climbing trees was among the least of his worries when he was hexing insects and small animals for entertainment!!!

Don't tell me he's the one who groped you?

I'll kill him.

ZS

WHY WERE YOU CLIMBING TREES WITH DRACO MALFOY

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Well I was just making sure! What with this talk of Parkinson shrieking at you over breaking Malfoy's arm.

Hang on, why were you around Malfoy when he fell, anyway? Did you push him or something? Did he

Z

I am not unnecissarily cruel, I speak the truth. If the truth is cruel, it's no fault of mine ( Read more... )

You were turning a funny sort of blueish-red colour, I reckon that's as close to purple you're ever going to get ( Read more... )

Looks like your watch dog is taking a drama queen day off. This means we can probably get some work done in the Hufflepuff commons tonight without her barging in at nine o'clock babbling something about a "curfew".

Seven is a good time for me. Let me know if you can't make it.

ZS

Justin just asked me if I still hated you. Is this why you've been turning purple and storming around the common room in a terrible temper for the past week?

ZS

PS: No, I do not hate you.