It's time for you and I to have a little chat, Erstwhile. I'll be waiting in the dungeons, and don't pretend you don't know the way.

And don't even think of not showing up. I know what your plans are for her, and I hope you don't actually think there's any potion in the world that can hide you from me, you puffed-up simpleton.

-DM

Here are your Arithmancy notes, Granger. It's hardly my fault if you happened to misplace them and they somehow ended up with mine until after the exam this morning. You really should be more careful with your things.

And since you've probably been too busy running around saving the world with the boy wonder or holding your prostrate weasel's hand ( Read more... )

No, I don't think I will. It's much too bright outside.

Father didn't look well, did he? Do you think

Also there's no need to pretend he's just 'Entwhistle'. I know he's your darling beloved snugly puffskein or whatever it is you call each other in private. Are you his little pumpkin pasty? His technicolour box of paints?

Interesting. Am I to assume that these projects of hers have a purpose, or has she just snapped and started hexing people at random? I mean I knew Davis was unstable, but I didn't think they'd need to ready her room in St. Mungo's so soon.

Of course you realise if they aren't random fits of lunacy, your secret tryst isn't as secret as you think. ( Read more... )

You do realise your bohemian fellow who scribbles in library books clearly won't have long on this earth either, if Madam Pince is any example of typical librarians. I'm still convinced she's only biding her time before she'll loose the carnivorous books in the Restricted Section on anyone in the castle who's ever creased a page ( Read more... )

Pansy,

I haven't been ignoring you, by the way. I've been busy.

Why did you want to know about Occlumency? I'm excellent at it, of course, but you already knew that. Mother taught it to me last summer because she thought I might need it. Apparently it's a family skill. Who are you trying to shield your thoughts from

-Draco

All right. Nothing too shocking, I hope.

-Draco

I wasn't talking about you, you know. You're not an artist. Or Muggleborn and poor, for that matter. And besides, I have more than enough money for both of

You did have a right to be upset, you realise. I wanted Though you probably shouldn't be. It's not as if

Pansy's still with that Ravenclaw boy of hers you know. The starving artist. From ( Read more... )

I'm curious. What is it girls find so fascinating about poor artists? I fail to see what's so romantic about living in squalor without a knut to your name.

-Malfoy