"The key to this seeming paradox is the negative electrical charge that most of the egg proteins carry, and that tends to keep them at a distance from each other. Acids--cream of tartar, lemon juice, or the juice of any fruit or vegetable--lower the pH of the egg, and thus diminish the proteins' mutually repelling negative charge. Similarly, salt ( Read more... )

'The Pushkin of 1899 was, hardly surprisingly, presented as an apologist for autocracy and an obedient subject of the tsar, his biography sanitized and his works carefully screened for those that were most appropriate for presentation to 'the masses.' Copies of Pushkin's works as well as candy bars with Pushkin's image imprinted on them were passed ( Read more... )

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Last night, I was stuck in the fifth dimension for nine hours straight.

Ohhhh shiiittt. Call me motherfucking Chester Copperpot because sixty dollars worth of larceny, two weeks of brainstorming, and a full night of welding have enabled me to be the proud owner of a homemade still.

Old Country Moonshine, HOLLAAAA

"April is the cruellest month"

Tommy knew his shit. Every year- I loathe spring.

Mmmm, normally, I break chainletters and the like, but whatever ( Read more... )

In all seriousness, someone else download skype so I can talk using my new microphone. Talking to people with funny accents loses its novelty pretty quickly.

www.skype.com

Jake_Almond_Crunch is my Skype name.

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I feel like Kennedy after the Cuban Missle Crisis.

Fucking people and their drama.