I did not write this. My brother did. He's ten.

[excessivepurple]

Comments

[lainex]

*raises an eyebrow* Must be somebody's influence... *laugh*

[excessivepurple]

*completely unconvincing innocent whistle* ;D

[sang_noir]

The padawan is ripe for the pickings! And the moulding! And the corrupting! Seize them while they're young and impressionable! This one could have great potential!
I'm using too many exclaimation marks!! Help!!!

[excessivepurple]

Verily, this one has been under my control since the day of his birth- with the ancient skill of the Masters, I have subtly bent him to my will. Like ninja.

He is my Mini-Me. We have fun. Yay!!!

"Multiple exclamation marks are the sign of a diseased mind." -Terry Pratchett

[jovus]

You know, I'm not a completely hopeless violent socio/psychopath. Beneath my insane, trigger happy gunbunny exterior lies a cold (but protective!) bitch who'd just as soon see half the world's population dead as look at them.

So, y'know, 'm not all bad.

[excessivepurple]

Only half the world's population? Whoa, there really is a tender side of you I knew nothing about...