After voting "False" and commenting in a Facebook poll titled "Do you think the book of mormon is true or false?" the following message appeared in my inbox, from a young man named Jordan ( Read more... )

I've been using the Boston Public Library for internet access. Halfof this place looks like the grand estate of a turn-of-the-century oil baron or railroad magnate. The other half looks like an underfunded state college. Anyway, I had this conversation and I'm posting it here because I have two minutes left of computer time and nothing really ( Read more... )

For those of you not in the know, I moved to Brighton a couple of weeks ago and my apartment probably won't have internets until September, which totally STINKS.

If an engine needs four quarts of oil, you should give it four quarts of oil. The Republicans say no, it should be given only one quart, because that is more fiscally responsible. Democrats, not wanting to upset the Republicans despite their filibuster-proof majority, decide to settle on 2.5 quarts. Then, when the engine seizes, Republicans will ( Read more... )

( Glenn Beck is unhappy. )

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I got an email from some activist group or another today with a subject line that sums up exactly what's been wrong with liberalism in America for as long as I've been alive:

"Court upholds ban on gay marriage - fight back with a free sticker."

Let me tell you all something. I love Dijon mustard, especially on hot dogs. This is hardly surprising considering how much of a liberal elitist I am. The problem is that it's always so damn hard to get. I go to the grocery store and ask "Excuse me, where can I find the Dijon mustard?" You know what they do? They LAUGH IN MY FACE and tell me to get ( Read more... )

The other night Kelsey was reading some ridiculous Craigslist ads out loud to me and a couple of other people and I posted this in the W4M section just for laffs:

I really like cadbury eggs but since easter ended they aren't in stores anymore so if you have a stockpile of cadbury eggs you should come over to my house and feed them to me. Baby.I ( Read more... )

The Bush administration approved torture. Of preteen children. With INSECTS.This sounds like something a fucking comic book villain would do, except most comic book villains wouldn't even be that messed up ( Read more... )