William the Bloody, alive and well in New Metropolis. Actually, not quite alive but all the same he seems to exist. Which I'm sure will give Angel quite the conniption. Not that it affects my state of being much these days. Angel seems to be doing quite well with his reformed Champion Investigations without me. Luckily for me, I have a ( Read more... )

According to Joshua, my coworker and a fellow admirer of Faith, she and I have had a first date. I'm of the opinion that his opinion is utter shit, but no amount of denial can stop the man from his snickering. If he calls me a dirty old man one more time I will make him regret it. Sitting behind my desk I attempt to ignore him as I peruse the ( Read more... )

As it turns out, one in fact should not believe everything they read. Especially vague prophecies regarding the offspring of vampires. As it turns out the father will not kill the child. The father will however attempt to suffocate the nearly dead former watcher who royally fucks the situation. Regrets, why yes, I have more than a few ( Read more... )

He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the sun and the rain in His hands. He's got the moon and the stars in His hands, He's got the wind and the clouds in His hands, He's got the whole world in His hands ( Read more... )

Wretched foul humans!!! They invade my home, interrupt my meal and then slink away into the polluted night. Their weapons cannot stop me, they can only give me momentary pause. I will not go away, I will not give up. The child will be destroyed, the whirlwind shall be reaped. Tearing their foul dart from my flesh I crush it in my claws. No ( Read more... )

Opening my eyes in the darkness of the hotel basement I listened for a moment. Nobody was here of course, no reason for them to be. After a moment my hearing adjusted and I could listen to sounds I'd never heard before. The faint noise of traffic from the street outside. A jetliner in the sky overhead. Whispering from the water traveling in ( Read more... )

The following is the last will and testament of Wesley Wyndham Pryce.I Wesley Wyndham Pryce, being of sound mind and body do set forth the following terms upon my death. To my dear friend Winifred Burkle I leave my collection of rare books and artifacts. One day I hope you are able to use them for some good. Charles Gunn, I bestow to you my ( Read more... )

So this is Quortoth...Exiting the portal I stepped into a thick green jungle. I could remember all of it. Fighitng with Faith and Buffy, Willow taking the power from me. Too late though, the portal was already begun. But was able to close it. The Senior Partners...damn them. Maybe I can find them here, it is hell after all ( Read more... )

Woke up this morning with worst headache of my life. Considering all that has transpired of late, that is no small statement. The room is pretty well completly trashed, night stand knocked over, mirror in bathroom shattered, my shotgun...my new shotgun bent very nearly in half. Blood from my coughing splattered on the sheets and pillows.

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