You can't get Matzo Balls like these anywhere outside my mother's kitchen and that's a damn fact ( Read more... )

The "feel" of first semester has passed, I've noticed ( Read more... )

I finally went out last night and did something with myself, even if that "something" was little more than being under the influence with some old friends ( Read more... )

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"being alive is a bunch of shit"
-K. Vonnegut

in other news, I'm selling all my shit tomorrow morning for a dollar. Come by my house if you enjoy fabrics, beanie babies, candles, board games or anything else people [including myself] tend to waste their money on.

in more other news,

engrish.com is my hero. It gets me through the day.


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I'm finally on winter break. Lisa just pulled out of my driveway and now I have to shower and apply for some kind of job so I can buy, buy, buy.

tis the season.

SaM.

Our appartment is dynamic and I've read the entire New Testament.

Today we discuss the Revelation of John and the Gospel of Truth
because the word gnostic comes from the greek word
gnosis or "to know ( Read more... )

This week is all about building up the uneventful.

Somebody give me ten words to put in a poem or a prompt or some whiskey.

My girlfriend and I are going to Tampa tomorrow & for the weekend.

plus, I'm visiting all you Blake kids Monday morning. So don't skip, or I'll slap a bitch.

SaM.

With the first rumble from the skies [not to be confused with the sound of drums coming from the "hard-core" band practice upstairs], starts the official Wonky Wilma Weekend.


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I swear to you, the manager of the McDonalds on University Parkway should be informed that "monopoly" isn't just a board game.


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