I could be anywhere this winter break, I don't know what's going on with my life, I don't know what to do with my hair lately besides let it dry ( Read more... )

Autocorrect suggested ________ not Anselm:

angel antler inseam nasal
an elm.

SaM.

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

-unknown

SaM.

ps, melissa keeps asking me to write diherrea or however the hell you spell it.

Oh the most beautiful day of the year. Everyone should be in sarasota, it's in the low 70s, blue skies all around and there are two or three hammocks just waiting for me on campus. ah ( Read more... )

Pictures of europe from the beginning of the trip [6/15] to around july 5th or something. These are by no means the only ones, I've taken over 1000, damn.


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All of the keyboards in Spain are all fucked up because they had to move things around to make room for the upside-down question mark.

SaM.

cities are starting to blend together ( Read more... )

Now I´m in Barcelona.

SaM.

Im at an internet cafe right outside the vatican, without sunglasses
and with cheese and salami.

Saturday I leave for Europe ( Read more... )