post #56 [closed]

May 27, 2014 16:51


TL;DR RULES
1. post anonymously unless linking to a fill posted somewhere else
2. use the subject line to indicate pairing (in alphabetical order using stage names i.e.baekhyun/chanyeol) prompt details go in the comment.
3. use necessary content warnings
4. do not embed on meme. link to images/videos. label nsfw content.
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luhan/xiumin anonymous May 30 2014, 04:26:35 UTC
substitute teacher luhan being obsessed over new student kim minseok and tormenting his fellow colleagues by talking endlessly about said boy

luhan:don't you just,see yourself in him,sometimes?
kyungsoo:uh.kim minseok?not rea-
luhan:no,i mean,in in him,literally.

/cue sound of entire staff room being grossed out

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Re: luhan/xiumin anonymous May 31 2014, 09:56:54 UTC
I will fill this, OP. I WILL.

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[fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (1/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous May 31 2014, 18:42:13 UTC
A/N: I'm sorry OP. I tried. And it just got weirder towards the back.

“It’ll be good for you,” they said.

“You’ll gain so many invaluable experiences,” they said.

“Be a substitute teacher,” they said.

A bunch of lies, Luhan thinks as he shoves another stack of worksheets into the photocopier ( ... )

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[fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (2/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous May 31 2014, 18:44:13 UTC
The class laughs good-naturedly and Luhan lets out an awkward chuckle before taking out his copy of A Midsummer Night Dream and urging his class to do the same.

For the next 30 minutes, he tries his very best to look at every one of his students except the boy sitting at the back row of class. It sincerely takes a lot of effort to forcefully control his eyeballs when they’re always unconsciously sliding back to take peeks at the back row.

Self-control, Luhan, you’re not here to ogle at cute students. You’re here to impart knowledge about the splendid world of Shakespeare’s literature and the sexual innuendos he uses in his plays.

“So what do you think Hermia means when she says ‘you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of-”

Luhan’s eyeball had one job - to not ogle at his male student with cute eyes and nicely shaped eyebrows. And yet his eyeballs fail him as he glances at the boy, to find him sucking on the tip of his pen.

“Asdfghjkl?”

Ah, fuck.When Luhan returns to the office, his face is in shades of red and he’s ( ... )

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[fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (3/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous May 31 2014, 18:45:26 UTC
During the short argument with Jongdae, Yixing has discreetly retrieved Luhan’s last closed window and is now scrolling though Minseok’s Facebook profile. “Who is Kim Minseok ( ... )

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[fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (4/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous May 31 2014, 18:47:23 UTC
By the next Monday, the office is washed over by an odd silence that isn’t punctuated by Luhan’s daily worship of a certain soccer player. Being the ever-caring co-worker, Kyungsoo stalks to his Chinese colleague’s cubicle and checks up on him.

“Are you okay?”

Luhan’s right hand is holding a pen, pointing it down to a stack of assignments but he’s staring off to a distance, a wistful and faraway look on his face.

Kyungsoo furrows his brown in concern. “Luhan?”

He responses this time but his reflective gaze remains. “Don’t you just see yourself in him sometimes?”

“Uh…” Kyungsoo figures ‘him’ probably refers to the only thing Luhan talks about so he answers, “Kim Minseok? Not really?”

“No, no.” Luhan finally looks at him and the dreamy look on his face dissipates. “I mean in him. Like literally in him ( ... )

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[fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (5/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous May 31 2014, 18:48:59 UTC
“Your crush might just be sitting in the back row of class, being all cute and shit, but he’ll never know what turmoil it brings you when you see him suck on his stationary like a nursery school kid.”

“Mr. Lu…?”

“But alas, love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged cupid painted blind. It’s such an unsanitary and disgusting habit, but yet you can only look on with loving eyes and a low hint of sexual desires.”

“I don’t think-“

“And to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays. And that is an undeniable truth-“

The bell rings and disrupts his poetic speech. The students scamper out of the classroom immediately, giving quick dismissive byes on the way out.

“Goodbye my love, treat this as nothing but a fleeting dream,” Luhan ends off dramatically, sniffing a couple of times for added effect. Goodbye Minseok, goodbye God’s finest creation.As he continues to indulge in his melodrama, he fails to see a brown haired student stalking up behind him and watching his outburst ( ... )

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not op but anonymous June 1 2014, 06:36:02 UTC
*seungri's voice* crack crack crack crack

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Re: not op but firesandpixies June 2 2014, 13:39:23 UTC
I read this to the tune of "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS"

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op ASGDRUIFKFKLDLD anonymous June 2 2014, 02:09:06 UTC
T w T
first time someone filled my prompt...AND IT'S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
i love how minseok seemed uninterested in luhan,but in actual fact it's just that luhan is too distracted and horny to notice that his interest is reciprocated.((dumb oblivious lu-ge))

gahhh i love this.i don't mind that it's not beta-ed.i enjoyed reading it and there weren't that much mistakes as far as i can see.laughed my ass off each time luhan gets weird.((i loved how you used my prompt!!hahahahha!!))i love this so much.thank you for the lovely fill!/squishes you

p.s. luhan's poetic farewell speech is the best.i'm pretty sure that was what made minseok decide to approach luhan at last *coughs coughs*

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Re: op ASGDRUIFKFKLDLD firesandpixies June 2 2014, 13:36:43 UTC
I'm glad you liked it. I had fun filling this prompt too!

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Re: [fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (5/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous June 2 2014, 13:30:52 UTC
yooooo dudeeee this is so goooddddd!

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Re: [fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (5/5); Luhan/Xiumin firesandpixies June 2 2014, 13:37:22 UTC
Wassup, thanks man!

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Re: [fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (5/5); Luhan/Xiumin bbisdynamite June 3 2014, 08:04:06 UTC
ohmygod this was amazing man i lOVE THIS

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Re: [fill] Make a Heaven out of Hell (5/5); Luhan/Xiumin anonymous June 3 2014, 14:32:18 UTC
omg your minseok. i love the way you (and luhan lol) describe minseok here like wow. /sighh dreamily/
and luhaaaaaan lol i can totally picture him stalking minseok's fb and saving minseok's pictures and creeping on him XD

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