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Deific Faith
Title: Deific Faith
Pairing: Chanyeol/Fem!Kai
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fem!Baekhyun, Distorted History, Assassin Nuns, WIP, unbeta-ed
Word Count: 4,774
Summary: It’s the late 1940s and Kai is Death’s handmaiden pulled into this political unrest.
A/N: Loosely adapted from His Fair Assassin series.
( She lied - it will hurt like the very burn of hell. ) -
Goodbye Post: Indefinite Hiatus
Hello everybody, I don't know how many people are reading this but I'll just write out my insignificant thoughts anyway as a nice goodbye.
I'll be going on an indefinite hiatus, and I'll be locking my fics up so add me as a friend to read them! I'm not leaving because of the many rumours and scandals surrounding EXO (though the drama keeps me ( Read more... ) -
The Life of a Barista
Title: The Life of a Barista
Pairing: Xiumin/Luhan
Rating: PG
Warnings: High potential of choking on the cliché
Word Count: 1,180
Summary: The kind of story you would expect when Minseok's a barista and Luhan is his customer. ( Fill for exopromptmeme)
( Anything that has to do with Sehun is either bad news or screaming trouble. ) -
Never Have I Ever
Title: Never Have I Ever
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied sexual content, fluff overdose, drunk!Baekhyun, unbeta-ed
Word Count: 2,391
Summary: Kris convinces Baekhyun to go for Chanyeol’s party. It was a good decision made. (Kris Wu, Hottie of the Year Verse)
( He distractedly relishes in how beautiful Baekhyun’s ankles are. ) -
Make A Heaven Out Of Hell
Title: Make a Heaven Out of Hell
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,641
Warning: Excessive and inaccurate references to A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Summary: Substitute teacher Luhan is obsessed over his student and can’t stop talking about said boy. ( Fill for exopromptmeme)
( Luhan certainly does not squeal like a pubescent teenage girl and Joonmyun definitely does not give him a judgemental look. ) -
The Route to Heaven
Title: The Route to Heaven
Pairing: Sehun/Tao, Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,315
Warnings: May contain offensive material, poor attempts at humour, dead!Sehun, in need to pee
Summary: Sehun dies and realizes the trek to Heaven is fucking hard.
( “I didn’t do anything to you, Sehun,” he sobs, “Why are you haunting me!” ) -
Did You Call For Pest Control?
Title: Did You Call For Pest Control?
Pairing: Kris/Lay
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,771
Warnings: General absurdity and attempts at crack
Summary: The three times Kris calls for help to exterminate the wasps in his apartment.
( “Whoa,” the pink-headed boy says, the most emotive thing he had done thus far. “This is sick, bro.” ) -
From Your Cranium to the Patella
Title: From Your Cranium to the Patella
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,150
Warnings: Biology terms, Fail!Kris
Summary: Kris sucks at Biology.
( “Kris Wu. You are going to listen to me and you are going to listen very carefully.” ) -
Sticks and Stones
Title: Sticks and Stones
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,428
Summary: Parental!AU Yixing is upset. His teacher schedules a talk with Yixing's parents. (Kid!Yixing)
( “We’re not having this conversation.” Baekhyun kills the engine. ) -
How to Snag a Date
Title: How to Snag a Date
Pairing: Sehun/Tao, Luhan/Xiumin, Baekhyun/Chanyeol, mentions of Kris/Lay, Suho/Chen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,118
Summary: Determined to not be the odd one out on yet another group date, Sehun drags the first good-looking guy he sees along with him to be his date.
( Maybe also because he's fucking cute and that's always a good bonus. )