Sticks and Stones

[firesandpixies]

Title: Sticks and Stones
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,428

Summary: Parental!AU Yixing is upset. His teacher schedules a talk with Yixing's parents. (Kid!Yixing)

Comments

[my_faux_pas]

Omg upset kid yixing is soooo adorable!!! It must be so awkward to talk about roleplaying to your son's teachers and at the same time your kid seeing you //do// roleplaying lmfaoooo. Kris and Baekhyun are a cute married couple UGH. Thank you so much for writing this!! I had a good time reading it^^

[firesandpixies]

"Yixing, when you love someone, you might want to do things to them that might not seem socially acceptable or morally right. It is only okay for you to do it if it's consensual and both parties are willing. Do you get it, Yixing? Why I sometimes tie daddy to the bed?"

"No."

"I give up," Kris surrenders and drops down to a tiny plastic chair nearby.

Kris and Baekhyun are perfectly domestic I CAN SEE IT IN MY HEAD. (Ignore me)

Thank you for reading and commenting, I'm glad you liked it!!

[indira22]

OH GOD XD!!!
this Parenting AU is so adorable and just lovely!!
i love Yixing!! u go KrisBaek!!

[firesandpixies]

Hahaha thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! YES KRISBAEK IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

[chichirya]

I was actually gasping as I read this. Good job. bd

That dig about kris' s drawing skills tho lol

[firesandpixies]

I'm assuming it's a good gasp and not a 'what the heck is she writing' sort of gasp? :D

I'm sorry, I couldn't help but write it. Kris' drawing is very… abstract. (And I see that your icon is very fitting)

Thank you for reading though!

[chichirya]

It's always a good gasp hoho

[firesandpixies]

I'm very glad it is, then! Thanks!

[hipployta]

OMFG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no...LISTEN...I NEED the scene of Kris' reaction to Baekhyun's words and Kris trying to explain role playing to Yixing as Baekhyun tries not to laugh and Joonmyeon looks intrigued and disturbed...

Also explaining to Yixing about his Parent's private time and not peeking lol

[firesandpixies]

(copying from the above comment) it'll probably go something like this:

"Yixing, when you love someone, you might want to do things to them that might not seem socially acceptable or morally right. It is only okay for you to do it if it's consensual and both parties are willing. Do you get it, Yixing? Why I sometimes tie daddy to the bed

[hipployta]

LOL thank you! It's so messed up...that "Do You Feel Me" is a bit...

Joonmyeon excusing himself to get coffee...AND ESCAPE

I did not even sense the foreshadowing of the bedroom door...

Yixing...WOW...you have an excellent horrible sense of timing

[wileret]

"No one disturbs my sexy times with my husband---" O u O

(perfect scene (*.*)b ) and JOONMYUN PLS XDDDDDDD

[helloimrayn]

holy cow I wanna quote everything, every line. your fic just killed me ouCH. I screamed when I found this omg domestic!krisbaek is so rare

thank u for writing this!

[firesandpixies]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

Yes we need more domestic!Krisbaek in this world!

Thank you for commenting!