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Teeth review
Let's get the plot synopsis out of the way first, shall we? "Teeth" is the story about a teenage girl who learns that she has vagina dentata. In other words she's got teeth in her vagina ( Read more... ) -
I am Dukahn and you are Du-nothing!
Here it is folks the re-edited version of Normal Beans*.
*Doesn't mean it's any better. -
Just because it needs to be said
The cartoon "World of Quest" is awesome it's like the Tick but for He-Man. -
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Goddamn Producers is a big fucking show ( Read more... ) -
The return...
-Which came first those toy lazer guns, or car alarms that sound like those toy lazer guns ( Read more... ) -
An Internet Drinking Game
Go to this site, then go to IMDB look at the video covers, and then look at the IMDB page for those covers.
Take one shot if you find a movie with a now famous big star.
Take one shot if you find a movie with a washed up has been(i.e. Robert Forester)
Take two shots if the film is Italian.
Take three shots if the film was on MST3K
Take three shots if ( Read more... ) -
Two hours to go...
Sanity may be hanging by a thread...
-The kid's coin operated fun machine(tm) is starting to sound more and more ominous to me, there's this drumming, and honking, and it almost sounds like music from a horror movie. The woody woodpecker one is even scarier.
-It stopped snowing.
-I bought the book Jumper which the 20th Century Fox film is based. It's ( Read more... ) -
Airports: A place of transition
So here I am in the Minneapolis St. Paul airport, for 4 fucking hours. Waiting for my plane. You see I was supposed to get on the 1 p.m. flight to Hartford, but due to weather conditions(a blizzard!), a mistake in Salt Lake(they over fueled the plane and thusly we were over weight, and had to...un fuel to be IN weight). In any event I was 5 minutes ( Read more... ) -
Doomsday: Mankind has an expiration date
I'm relatively easy to please when it comes to genre movies. I only require one of two things: that the movie respects it's audience and itself, or the movie is completely and utterly bug fuck insane that it just makes up the damn rules as it goes along. I should add a caveat to that, otherwise any shred of credibility I have, as a film buff may be ( Read more... )
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