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exorcizo_te

In which I am glad not to discover a heretofore undiscovered medical allergy.

May 13, 2009 13:16

Today, I had my doctor salt and burn my girly bits, and screw my tubes up so my girlfriend won't accidentally get me pregnant. It was a short, outpatient treatment, and I'm still alive and healthy. ...and whimpering and whining as no man has ever done before, which is a sure sign that I'm ok, really. I was unconscious through the actual surgery ( Read more... )

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ursulagoddess May 13 2009, 19:30:22 UTC

Take care of yourself, hopefully you'll have a speedy recovery!

:-)

exorcizo_te May 13 2009, 23:38:45 UTC

I am. <3 Thanks!

falcongirl May 13 2009, 20:01:48 UTC

*winces at 'salt and burn'.. having once had something very similar to that phrase happen..*

exorcizo_te May 13 2009, 23:21:32 UTC

"Cauterization of the uterus" may be SLIGHTLY more accurate, if I hadn't spent last night watching Supernatural. >.>

tartanshell May 13 2009, 20:52:50 UTC

Ouch! Hope you recover quickly.

and whimpering and whining as no man has ever done before

*snerk* This is why it is a very good thing that a lot of dudes don't have PMS. Bunch of whiners... ;)

exorcizo_te May 13 2009, 23:38:04 UTC

Oh, for sure. I am using my most pathetic faces to con my girlfriend into bringing me anything I need for the next two days. :D Well... day. I spent most of today asleep and am feeling unfortunately close to my usual self. -.- Stupid fast-healing body...

wage0048 May 14 2009, 03:00:18 UTC

Good luck. Milk the sympathy card for as long as she lets you!!

exorcizo_te May 14 2009, 06:03:55 UTC

I think playing video games with her for four hours tonight may have clued her in. /sigh

daedalin May 14 2009, 16:10:00 UTC

I'm happy to hear your recovering well! Miss you guys. (salt and burn'.. could be yank the works out, right?). Excited to see you soon.

exorcizo_te May 14 2009, 17:34:54 UTC

Yep, I should be good go go for the trans health fair tomorrow. I'm feeling normal except for a paranoid fear that if I move too quickly, it'll dislodge the coils they stuck in my tubes. That could happen, right? Right?!

They didn't actually yank anything OUT. They just cauterized the lining of the uterus so I stop bleeding and put these Essure coils in my tubes so they'll seal over with skin. No little spermlings in; no eggs out.

time_of_wonder May 15 2009, 08:42:41 UTC

Lucky bastard. :p

You take care of yourself (and may you have a full and quick recovery).

Looking forward to visiting in June. <3

exorcizo_te May 17 2009, 05:00:55 UTC

Yeah, I'm totally shocked they haven't suggested this to you. Endometrial ablation? If you make it back to MN very long, I've got a trans friendly gyno who'd probably hook you up.