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Left on my D&D-playing co-worker's whiteboard for monday...
You arrive in the small town of Midgaard. The town is comprised of a few poorly kept huts and a stone inn surrounding the town's only well. The road through town is a dirt track. Except for a few peasants listlessly performing manual labor, there is little to see.
What would you like to do?
A. Explore the area.
B. Gather information from the ( Read more... ) -
Safer Sex Fun
I have this friend Cap. We met playing World of Warcraft, where your character's gear comes in tiers, and we still keep in touch every few days by facebook now that she's quit. (She quit, among other reasons, because of an unplanned pregnancy ( Read more... ) -
In which I explore the difference between reasonable and unreasonable paranoia.
Reasonable paranoia: Before getting into a vehicle, glancing into the back seat to make sure no one has broken into the car.
Unreasonable paranoia: After being on the road for twenty minutes, re-checking the back seat in case some invisible person has teleported in since you started driving. And I do mean invisible. A quick hand wave through the ( Read more... ) -
Reason number 8,590,429 that I love my brother.
Was texted: "Just found a used condom next to a bird's nest full of eggs. Next mutation of bird flu is on the way." -
No, shit. Real ticket.
"Hello. Please provide me with a permanent marker. I need it to write on CDs."
HE OPENED A TROUBLE TICKET FOR THIS. I can't make this shit up. -
In which I am glad not to discover a heretofore undiscovered medical allergy.
Today, I had my doctor salt and burn my girly bits, and screw my tubes up so my girlfriend won't accidentally get me pregnant. It was a short, outpatient treatment, and I'm still alive and healthy. ...and whimpering and whining as no man has ever done before, which is a sure sign that I'm ok, really. I was unconscious through the actual surgery ( Read more... ) -
Dear Network Engineer
We go through this every damn week. Our automated monitoring discovery tool finds an issue with one of the routers and says it's down, even through it's up. I send the ticket to you and tell you that you can't close this ticket until you resolve the issue or the monitoring process will make me a shiny new ticket. Why? Because the monitoring tool ( Read more... ) -
It's the first of may!
You know what that means! Time to post links to NSFW Jonathan Coulton songs! First of May.