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I just peed in a cup.
I feel gross.

I get the job....
as a courtesy clerk [i.e. bag lady]
if I can pass a drug test.

Thanks, Dana.
Thanks a lot.

When porn stars get their period do they still have to show up for work?

EDIT:: And why aren't I studying for my Critical Thinking test? Or my Bio test? Or reading my Mythology textbook?
Oh, distractions...

http://kevan.org/johari?name=experiment00000

Please?

Job interview.
I am going to be a BAGGER AT ALBERTSON'S!!!!!
But it's still a job....right?

(this is assuming I don't fuck it up like we know I will)

Hannah, Meghann and me= adventure tonight.
I love in and out.
Terrible.

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Now show 'em those titties
Now show 'em those titties

Would you fuck me for blow?

Last night made me realize Toni and Taty are completely cool, I'm glad I live in San Francisco, and the Bloodhound Gang really does have good songs.
The night before made me realize drinking does dull the pain. Which is a bad discovery.
I am a bad person.
Ohwell, at least I'm having fun while doing it.

I think my gum is bleeding.