What rhymes with 'murder'?

[explodeyourself]

Okay, so I just found out that I can use this thing to say whatever I want. Kinda. And that's awesome

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[smokingmerc]

I 'ear China's nice this time of year.

[explodeyourself]

What's in China?

[smokingmerc]

Lotta people. Temples, cheap goods, stuff like that. I 'ear there's a big scandal 'bout them puttin' poisonous materials in goods they ship elsewhere.

[explodeyourself]

Brutal. I basically hate people, though. Dunno how well that'd work out.

[cinnamonxbuns]

At least yer naht loosin yer hair.

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, I don't think losing my hair would improve my...looks. I got enough problems with that as it is.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Since when do ya care about yer looks, dood?

[explodeyourself]

Since I, uh... I'd kind of, uh...prefer not to go into that right now.

[archerhatesyou]

There is certainly nothing wrong with wearing glasses every day.

[explodeyourself]

I guess not. I mean, you know, it works for some people. Really well.

[archerhatesyou]

I've been wearing them since I can remember. They don't get in the way during battle, miraculously.

[explodeyourself]

Wait. During battle? You ever get punched in the face? I'm...pretty sure they'd get in the way then.

[rags_to_bitches]

What's up dog? Ever consider some contacts? Dem thangs really help a brother see, but don't throw off yo image, you dig?

OH and Hurter rhymes wit murder man, hurter. Actually I don't think it's a word, but who gives a fuck?

[explodeyourself]

Hey, bro! Uh, contacts... Well, you know, they're kind of, um... I think I'd poke my eye out trying to get them in every day. Or make my eyes worse by not taking them out. Or something. At least I can just...take off the glasses.

And "hurter" is good. I'll think about that.

[rags_to_bitches]

Yeah good point, ya don't exactly.....remember to do shit all tha time. Shit. not like I do though.

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, my memory isn't always, uh... Hmmm... You know, I think I have people for that. But having someone to remember to remind me to deal with my contacts... I dunno, that's a little weird...

Okay. No contacts.

[pale_valentine]

Ah, you're another member of Dethklok? I don't believe we've been introduced - my name is Luke Valentine. I'm Jan's older brother, and one of Doctor Avondale's vampires.

I know Pickles and Toki; I believe there's two other members I haven't met as of yet.

I think glasses suit you - but if you are considering corrective surgery, there are two options: LASIK and PRK. A web-search on either will give you more information; best of luck.

[explodeyourself]

...Dude, are you living under a rock? I'm...the lead singer.

And, uh, I'm not really much of a...research person. I'll ask...my manager about it.

[pale_valentine]

You'll have to forgive my ignorance on the subject of your heavy metal group - I'd found out about it only a short time ago through Pickles.

I tend to listen more to classical, although my partner has recently stirred a new interest in 80's and alternative.

[explodeyourself]

I...don't really have a response to that, dude.