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Fuck the cold
I 'ope ya guys're okay with gift cards. Easiest fuckin' things ta get fer people. Makes 'em 'appier, too, 'cause they can get what they want instead of ya 'avin' ta coordinate with everyone 'n their damn mothers so ya don't get them the same fuckin' thing ( Read more... ) -
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It's too fuckin' early fer Christmas shit. I can barely walk two feet before I see lights or ornamented trees or gift wrap. Makes me want ta just stay out of the States until December's over.
Soon the stores'll just 'ave their shit out before 'alloween. -
Fuck vampires
Well that fuckin' sucked. -
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So the Geese went on a job in Malaysia. We 'ad ta find 'n secure some "sensitive cargo" then deliver it to a contact up in Russia. It was actually pretty damn easy. We smoked the fuckers 'n got out of there like lightenin'. Thing is, I think there was somethin' livin' inside those crates. We'd 'ear low growls and whispers from 'em. Not 'uman-like, ( Read more... ) -
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Was out killin' guys with the Geese, yea-
NOTHIN' HAPPENED WITH ME 'N DOROCHET ALRIGHT? NOTHIN'! -
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New York was fine. Completely. Rummy, ya got a shirt. Dorochet, ya got a replica dinosaur bone. Compso-somethin'.
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Yeah, Australia. One less mob boss there now. More importantly, can someone tell me what the fuck crawled up Rummy's ass 'n died? Fucker gave me a clip filled with fuckin' silver bullets. Not to mention he's been sulkin' 'round 'n bein' too damn quiet.
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Well that fuckin' suck- ah fuck it. C'est pas grave.*
Rummy, I'm ready ta be released. Ya comin' back ta get me or am I gonna 'ave ta walk? 'Cause I dunno if they'd let me take the wheelchair.
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Bought one of those doggy balls from that Abe kid fer ya, Rummy. It's on the couch.
I'm gonna go find a woman since my manliness seems ta be in question. I'll 'opefully be back in a few. If not... Well, don't look fer me.
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I'd like some ideas on 'ow ta get back at Rummy. Prank or somethin'. Some of ya can be creative.
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Fuck Africa
Yeah, I'm back from a job. Sure yer all glad ta see me.
Now, I fuckin' 'ate Africa. I turn down most of the offers I get ta work there. But this job was payin' preeee-tty damn good, so we went fer it. Just 'ad ta track down this fugitive from Europe who'd fled ta the Côte d'Ivoire 'n decapitate 'im. Easy work. Well, what they didn't tell us was ( Read more... )