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[smokingmerc]

It's too fuckin' early fer Christmas shit. I can barely walk two feet before I see lights or ornamented trees or gift wrap. Makes me want ta just stay out of the States until December's over.

Soon the stores'll just 'ave their shit out before 'alloween.

Comments

[commanderamarao]

I'm so glad we've mostly avoided that here.

[smokingmerc]

America 'as long arms. It'll be at yer doorstep in no time.

[commanderamarao]

Probably, but I like that kids are still asking for toys from our shows for Christmas.

[smokingmerc]

Yeah, I saw that on the news. Thinkin' 'bout becomin' a mall security guy full time?

[explodeyourself]

My parents always put up a Christmas tree the day after Thanksgiving. Like it was a, uh...a tradition or whatever. I don't think it's too early for Christmas stuff. I mean, not by now, right? Maybe a couple of weeks ago... Yeah, that was too early. I think we're putting up stuff at Mordland soon. But our stuff is all black...and totally metal.

[smokingmerc]

Yeah, but then ya see that tree as a kid and the suspense 'bout gettin' presents would probably drive ya insane.

The black makes it ok.

[explodeyourself]

...I was an only child. And I wasn't a very...enthusiastic kid. My parents didn't know me very well. My mom still wants to put me in these ugly argyle sweaters to this day.

[smokingmerc]

Argyle? Yeah, that's unfortunate.

[blackulahunter]

Where's your holiday spirit? Maybe you need a festive eye patch.

[smokingmerc]

Yeah, I could get a red 'n green one. With tinsel 'n shit.

[blackulahunter]

You could even paint a little reindeer on it.

[space_viking]

Is redicksulous. Ams just bad excuses for Americans to celebrates gluttony an fatness, and exploit the generouses natures of old peoples.