Fuck Africa

[smokingmerc]

Yeah, I'm back from a job. Sure yer all glad ta see me.

Now, I fuckin' 'ate Africa. I turn down most of the offers I get ta work there. But this job was payin' preeee-tty damn good, so we went fer it. Just 'ad ta track down this fugitive from Europe who'd fled ta the Côte d'Ivoire 'n decapitate 'im. Easy work. Well, what they didn't tell us was

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[smokingmerc]

I'll 'eal. Don't worry 'bout me, worry 'bout not gettin' yer ass caught on fire again.

[smokingmerc]

'Ey, I don't 'ave shit ta do fer the next few weeks, so maybe I'll stop by yer place fer a bit.

[immasuperhero]

I hear Africa goes good with a side of scalloped potatoes.

[smokingmerc]

If Africa was a woman, I wouldn't 'ave sex with 'er, even if ya paid me.

[immasuperhero]

Awww, Africa's a nice girl. You've just got to know how to treat her. Then again me and the countries have a special intimate understanding. I love them all.

[peter_white]

If Africa was a woman, she would probably have AIDS.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ain't nothin that can't be fixed by findin a good bar. 'Cept maybe alcohol poisonin.

[smokingmerc]

Fuckin' truth right there.

[industrial_pink]

You're a mercenary? That's kind of cool. How come you hate Africa so much? I wouldn't really be in to going there, but still.

[smokingmerc]

Lost my eye in Uganda, 1994. Fuck Africa.

[industrial_pink]

Oh wow! I thought the eyepatch was just supposed to be like mysterious and sexy or something. Africa doesn't seem like it would be much fun, really?

[hahha_innuendo]

Hate Africa? I won't hear of it! There's no finer place for a sporting man to hunt! There and the backwoods of good old America. And around the office. You never know what sort of game you'll find at the office.

[smokingmerc]

Well ya can 'ave Africa all ta yerself.