This?

SUCKS.

Also... Monarch. This is imitation crabmeat.

So I had a little downtime today! I know, can you believe it?

ANYWAY I decided to do a few madlibs to pass the time!

( The Stupid Terror Of The Snow - Starring Lupin III and Offdensen! )

OK I'm kind of wondering why I woke up in a pile of bubblewrap but that's not important right now.

Do NOT.

Under ANY circumstances.

Take your eyes off that baby.

Do not turn it over to ANYONE. This is vital.

I've got some business to attend to.

If I don't come back in a day, I'd like all my worldly possessions
donated to the Playboy Mansion.

Hi! I'm Pop Tarts! I think my full name might be Strawberry Frosted Pop Tarts but I'm not sure.So I woke up in the big castle. With lots of doctors. And there was this guy in a suit and I thought he was my boss but apparently he's just not my friend. Then he put a suit on me and told me not to wander around but I really had to pee so I just thought ( Read more... )

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OK. SMALL ISSUE. MINUSCULE REALLY. HARDLY ANYTHING.

Does ANYONE have a bassinet?

So, I had the radio on while I was working on the Fiat tonight, and that Elton John song "Benny and The Jets" came on.

You know that line about electric boobs?

How cool would THAT be?

( ((And some ooc silliness.)) )

You know what?

It's a beau-ti-ful day, and I love every single one of you. ♥

'Cause I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden sun up in the sky!

Sorry, Mentok. Not even your damn DVD can bring me down today. Best. Vacation. Ever.

Well it's been a productive day, to say the least. I've set a half dozen traps in Mordhell, and I'll finish the job after a break for lunch. That's right, I'm talking about them publicly. Why? Because they're so good I am confident no guilty parties that may be creeping about are going to find them until it's much too late. They're classics for a ( Read more... )

THAT'S IT.

I'm going to Hooters.

WHO'S WITH ME?

Bah! Doctors! Who needs 'em? You get one fancy piece of paper with a seal on it and you think you know everything. Really, what kind of advice is "You're getting older and need to start living like it."? I'll tell you what kind it is, the kind that gets your jar of tongue depressors, cotton balls, and 3D model of a groin stolen. That's what. I got ( Read more... )