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[immasuperhero]

Bah! Doctors! Who needs 'em? You get one fancy piece of paper with a seal on it and you think you know everything. Really, what kind of advice is "You're getting older and need to start living like it."? I'll tell you what kind it is, the kind that gets your jar of tongue depressors, cotton balls, and 3D model of a groin stolen. That's what. I got

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[dr_t_s_venture]

... I didn't think you were all that old.

[immasuperhero]

See? That's what I said! Guy's a quack. I mean it's not like I'm your age or anything.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Uh huh... I'm sure you taught him a lesson, stealing an anatomical model and everything.

Why were you there, anyway?

[immasuperhero]

... oh! Ho! Nothing... interesting. Just a... a... hrm.

Hiccups. Yup! Toooo much hiccuping lately. Can't whistle along with my radio! What kind of existence is that?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Doctors don't know shit, dood! They keep tellin me I'm supposed to be dead or some shit from all the drugs and alcohol. And I'm like well hey, fuck you, cus I ain't.

What're you, like 30? 25? Ya ain't old.

[immasuperhero]

30-somethingorothernotimportant.

Aw, he was just mad because one time I may or may not have had a police squad chase me through his favorite golf course and the resulting carnage meant he couldn't play for a couple weeks. Man holds a serious grudge.

[cinnamonxbuns]

What's with doctors and all those guys and golf? It ain't that fun.

[immasuperhero]

Pfft. You aren't kidding. Unless it's Mini-Golf. No sport played with giant windmills could possibly be anything but good times.

[monarch_the]

.........What was that about having a groin?

[immasuperhero]

It's a model! Of a groin!

... it doesn't bounce very well.

[monarch_the]

Wha-- why the hell did you take a model of a groin?

[immasuperhero]

I think the question you need to be asking is why wouldn't I take a model of a groin?

[mineandfine]

Well, all that fatty food you eat all the time especially when your on the run which is constantly can't be good for you. Whatever is wrong with you.

[immasuperhero]

Awww, it's so cute when you worry about me Fujiko-chan! If I had you to take out to fancy meals more often I'd eat much better.

[immasuperhero]

No!

Just dumb stuff. Blah blah stress blah blah not enough fiber blah blah blah stick cold as hell thing up your ass.

[immasuperhero]

And that's exactly the outlook I'll take! When I actually AM old! Right now I'm full of pep and vinegar! I'll have you know this college girl in a coffee shop was totally checking me out today.