TOO QUIET AROUND HERE.

[immasuperhero]

So, I had the radio on while I was working on the Fiat tonight, and that Elton John song "Benny and The Jets" came on.

You know that line about electric boobs?

How cool would THAT be?

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[hiswifeasword]

... ignoring... the incredibly puerile intentions of your statement...

... such things would be impractical.

[immasuperhero]

Pfft. You hate technology anyway. Your opinion doesn't count.

[croozin]

I don't think it's about electric boobs. Elton John doesn't even like boobs. But I don't know, 'cause I don't listen to Elton John.

[immasuperhero]

I'd like to think electric boobs are an invention so incredibly awesome that one need not be straight to appreciate them.

[croozin]

So it'd be like...a vibrating bra? Or...what?

I think you need to go get a patent on that idea.

[immasuperhero]

No no. I was thinking something neon. But... still squishy. You know. Provides illumination and temptation.

You know. Something they'd sell at Spencer's Gifts by the pasta shaped like penises and black light Grateful Dead posters.

[gmilf_lover]

What woulds you does with electric boobs?

Makes coffee?

[immasuperhero]

...

Maybe you should sit this one out, Skeletor.

[gmilf_lover]

...

I justs dats i don't gets it.

[blackulahunter]

Man, I don't know that I'd want boobs blinking at me like a string of christmas lights.

[immasuperhero]

And why not?

[blackulahunter]

Because I think that'd be distracting. You definitely wouldn't be able to talk to her without getting slapped for staring like some sort of pervert, glowing boobs notwithstanding.

[immasuperhero]

Aaaand that varies from my current day-to-day life HOW?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Yes. Boobs. Whatever it is, I support it.

[immasuperhero]

Thank you!