((Laptop by the poooool.~))

[immasuperhero]

This?

SUCKS.

Also... Monarch. This is imitation crabmeat.

Comments

[monarch_the]

Oh come on! It's fine. Came straight from that seafood place. You're just being picky.

[immasuperhero]

Would you feed a tiger a Veggie Burger? No, I don't think so!

[monarch_the]

Hey, you're lucky I'm even letting you stay here. --And getting you seafood, at that! I could have just kept throwing pop tarts and fish sticks at you.

[immasuperhero]

THOSE FISHSTICKS WERE MOSTLY CARDBOARD. Really, what are you putting into your body, man?

[industrial_pink]

Hey! Don't bitch. I had to take a bunch of friggin henchman to go get your food. Do you know how people look at you when you walk into a room with a bunch of guys in butterfly suits and ask if "th e all you can eat special is serious"?

You know what that bitch told me? She said that tartar sauce was gonna go straight to my ass! They don't take kindly to being punched in the throat at Long John Silvers.

[immasuperhero]

Kim! Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes!

You know... I have a floaty chair. It's a pretty BIG floaty chair...

[industrial_pink]

Huh? ...Why do you need a big floaty chair? Are you just trying to get me to bring you more shrimp?

[immasuperhero]

Well it... kind of came with the pool. But it's mine now!

And, not really, but I wouldn't argue if you brought a bucket. Or five.

[peter_white]

You get to sit in a pool all day and have people bring you seafood. Personally, I don't really think you've got much room to complain.

[immasuperhero]

Are you missing the part where I'm KIND OF A TENTACLE MONSTER, PETE?

[peter_white]

Well, it's not like you haven't been one before. You oughta be used to it by now. Besides, I give it maybe one more day before someone gets their hands on some kind of antidote.

[monarch_the]

That's what I said!

[immasuperhero]

... he brought over the redneck squid thing to 'help' and he ended up riding me like a rodeo horse.

I'm just peachy.

[immasuperhero]

[lock to Offdensen]

... I can see where this is going and I don't like it.

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[commanderamarao]

Should we call in the Cthuloid department or is everything under control?

I thought maybe the Monarch had gone insane or something. What's going on here?

[greedyful]

Oh old news, seems our thief has an affinity of being turned into a cuddly little octopus. You should have met his people eating counterpart, kid was a riot.

Though it seems if you want to keep your virginity intact you should stay away from anything with tentacles. FYI.

[commanderamarao]

Oh, he's one of those kinds of tentacle monsters. We'll keep that in mind.

[monarch_the]

What? What "those"? What's this "we" crap? Are you part of the people who engineered this fiasco?