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[immasuperhero]

OK I'm kind of wondering why I woke up in a pile of bubblewrap but that's not important right now.

Do NOT.

Under ANY circumstances.

Take your eyes off that baby.

Do not turn it over to ANYONE. This is vital.

I've got some business to attend to.

If I don't come back in a day, I'd like all my worldly possessions
donated to the Playboy Mansion.

Comments

[immasuperhero]

Head still feels like I was hit by a Mack truck, but now's not the time to sit around in bed.

Hey. Thanks for taking care of me. Again.

[immasuperhero]

Well... y'know... those costumes don't make themselves.

[industrial_pink]

I'm wondering what kind of worldly possessions you have that would specifically benefit the Playboy Mansion.

[plumpumpkin]

Was kind of wondering that too...

[industrial_pink]

Maybe he has a collection of silicone breast implants. Hopefully they're not used.

[plumpumpkin]

He does seem to have an affinity for silicon.

He probably has lots of dirty pictures or something stupid like that.

[greenafro]

I'm sure the Playboy Mansion already has all of its own magazines on file; you don't have to give them back.

[immasuperhero]

If I wasn't busy being heroic I'd think up a wittier comeback.

[monarch_the]

Oh good, you're back. Tell me when you've done whatever you're leaping off to do-- in the meantime I'll be watching TV while cuddled up in my new blanket.

[ihatesoccer]

Children suck.