Comments | smokingmerc: Fuck vampires

smokingmerc

Fuck vampires

Nov 14, 2008 12:44

Well that fuckin' sucked.

thanks again rummy and jt, vampires suck, job, ow

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plumpumpkin November 14 2008, 20:50:31 UTC

So was it like some boobs that got you into trouble in the first place? That's usual the case.

Glad to see your ok though...

smokingmerc November 14 2008, 21:36:39 UTC

Nah, the whole fuckin' job was a fake. They just wanted ta separate me from the Geese so they could take me. Least they paid up front, guess they figured it was worth it if they got JT.

plumpumpkin November 14 2008, 21:57:52 UTC

Oh well...that sucks. I mean it's on thing to be tricked into something but to actually have people mess with your business is sort of not cool.

Good you got paid though.

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mineandfine November 14 2008, 20:55:39 UTC

awww did you get kidnapped? Poor baby.

smokingmerc November 14 2008, 21:38:51 UTC

Yeah yeah, whatever. I've never made fun of ya 'cause yer easily kidnapped, just 'cause yer a bitch.

mineandfine November 14 2008, 21:52:48 UTC

Well, I'm sure you would if you knew about all the times I've been kidnapped. But I digress, I do feel a little bad for you. Getting kidnapped is rather degrading.

gooddoggy November 14 2008, 22:06:29 UTC

Well it was awesome for us! But yeah, Vampires suck... literally too, but at least they went down pretty quick. (Ha! Rummy's probaby going to have you chipped now!)

So how's the hospital treating you? I know when I was there they had a bunch of hot nurses... but I think Ed. Sr had a part of hiring the staff there, so it's probably like a Hooters application... er. You coming home tonight?

smokingmerc November 15 2008, 19:21:13 UTC

'ot nurses're confirmed.

I'll be comin' back tomorrow night probably. So don't plan a big party or anythin'.

sweetplumnleeks November 15 2008, 00:01:23 UTC

oh so you were the friend of Mr.Twilight that got kidnapped! That wasn't very nice of them! I hope your ok.

smokingmerc November 15 2008, 19:19:28 UTC

Broken ribs, severe bruising, lotta cuts... I'll be fine.

Name's Pip.

sweetplumnleeks November 15 2008, 20:32:40 UTC

OH no...that sounds awful! I wish I could help...

Orihime Inoue, its nice to meet you Pip-Kun!

croozin November 15 2008, 02:49:59 UTC

Oh man. I know how that is. Well, not with vampires. But the whole kidnapping thing.

At least they didn't try to rape you. ...Unless they did. In that it sucks even more.

smokingmerc November 15 2008, 19:20:32 UTC

Nah, nothin' involvin' rape. They did cut off an inch of my 'air, but whatever.