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I uh, don't really know if America has a thing where they play tricks on people for the New Years, like April Fools, but... Rummy's been acting like he doesn't know me, or rather... kicked me out of the house thinking I was some sort of terrorist or burglar, I'm not sure I understood what he was yelling. And Triana acted pretty much the same, ( Read more... ) -
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So... uh, Rummy's birthday is on Sunday. I know it's pretty close to Christmas so he doesn't really care about it, or... ya know, tell anyone. But I think it'd be nice to drag him out to dinner with his friends at least.
What do you guys think?
[locked to JT]
I kinda need to talk to you about something.
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First off; Turducken? Best thing in the entire world. I'm not kidding, I think I can die a happy person. It's just... good, oh man. You have no idea. Unless you were at Rummy's last night, then you do have an idea ( Read more... ) -
it's snowing outside...
So the garage at work exploded. I guess the new guy cut a gas line, or was smoking while changing the oil... or well, whatever happened, they're still looking for the rest of him. So I have the rest of the week off. Probably gonna take that time to buy Christmas gifts since even though it's a ways off, with my luck I'll get distracted, or ( Read more... ) -
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So it's hard to explain to the police how I have a knack for stumbling across things like drugs and dead bodies. Also, I'd like to know what it is with me that I'm the one that always ends up finding severed things in trunks...I should probably explain ( Read more... ) -
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It's about that time of year to terrorize Miss Vanhausen's lawn, if you've met the women you understand why this needs to be done. This year we managed to gather all the gnomes from the neighborhood (along with a plastic squirrel, a... unicorn that Rummy found and a ceramic frog with a banjo) and went ahead and threw a gnome rave right off her ( Read more... ) -
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I guess everyone survived the party. Seems the consensuses was from a reputable source that it was pretty gay... which isn't surprising I guess. [private] considering the host. [/private ( Read more... ) -
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First off if you haven't already eaten the cookies the hairball brain'd pussy made then don't, just throw them away. Seeing as how they're drugged.Pickles... just go ahead and eat them, I know you will ( Read more... ) -
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I think I have a lot to apologize for, or rather people I need to apologize to ( Read more... ) -
why do these things always happen to me?
Had a long night, gonna be in my room for awhile.
... fuckin' hate cats.