Oh, I hate LA

[explodeyourself]

We're almost home, and it seriously couldn't come any sooner. Could not come any sooner. LA was such a shithole. It was dirty, and it smelled, and there were all these homeless people. It was really, really horrible. Oh, I hate LA

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[explodeyourself]

I know, right? Assholes. But, you know, they fucked with me and alcohol, so I had to smack them. I hate that shit.

And hey, what's wrong with my hair? It looks stupid short. You should've seen it when I played football. It was... Oh, man, I looked stupid. Although I guess I must look pretty stupid even with long hair since...fucking jack-offs keep calling me...that word.

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Dude, you should've seen what he did to that guy. I'm pretty fucking sure Toki killed that guy. I mean, his face was completely bashed in.

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[explodeyourself]

I don't know, dude. I like your cornrows. Like... I don't think you'd be Rummy without them, right? And "fashionable" and "normal" are bullshit. Having to...go through all that crap just to be normal is totally brutal.

...I think I have a song about that somewhere.

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He stomped the douchebag's fucking face in. Didn't even stop when we told him to. It was...fucked up. Seriously.

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[explodeyourself]

Yeah, no arrests. I got everybody back to the bus before, you know, that could...happen. Awesome, right? And I only just smacked those guys around, so I'm totally fine.

I don't know how many people died, but...there's really only that one I can think of. Probably some other people, too, but that wasn't us. And I don't think Pickles actually killed that Rikki Kixx douchebag. I think he just kicked his ass.

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You're not...mad, are you? We tried to behave, sort of, but other people suck, so what can you do, you know?

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[explodeyourself]

I mean, come on. What did you, uh, think Pickles was gonna do? That guy stole his old band. He had to kick his ass. It was the, um... principle. Of the thing.

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...Uhhhhhhhh... I know you didn't want us to go to LA and do this. I know that. But... I do have feelings, you know? I just don't like it when you're upset with us.

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[cinnamonxbuns]

Fuckin right I beat the shit outta that asshole! Tryin to fuckin keep my old band away from me? Fuck him! I hope his effin skull's smashed in. And what the fuck kinda security guards were those? I fuckin gave this guy ten thousand dollars to let me in and he fuckin made me leave like a minute later! I'm still fuckin pissed off.

[explodeyourself]

Whoa! Seriously? That is fucked up. I mean, is that what the world's been reduced to? Where's the integrity of taking someone's money and letting them do whatever they want? That security douchebag lacks integrity. It's really sad. Sad for him.

But hey. At least you got to kick that fucker's ass. Did you get to talk to your band? That's what we were there for, right?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Fuck that guy.

I gaht to talk to em fer like one effin minute before that fuckin imitation-me douchebag cut in and tried to get me kicked outta there. But then, ya know, shit went down and I gaht back in and beat his ass. But they were all "oh we're sober and we met up and blah." Fuck them.

[explodeyourself]

Yeah. Fuck those guys. Fuck them, right? You don't need them anyway. Their music sucks. Sober? Fuck that. I'd rather die than be sober for the rest of my life. I don't even think I could do that, to be honest.

Whatever. You got us. You got Dethklok. Forget those assholes.

[rags_to_bitches]

Rikki Kix? Dat ass hole came up ta me in tha club once talkin' bout gettin sober,actin' like he was hot shit! I had one word fo dat motha fucka, "Security!"

[explodeyourself]

I know, right? He's paying for it now, though. Pickles kicked his ass on stage in front of everybody. That's the kind of, uh...humiliation that people like him never really, you know, live down.

[rags_to_bitches]

I can see that nigga tryin' ta sell his services ta someone and they just be like "ain't you dat fool got his ass whooped by Pickles." Man, dat thought almost makes it all worth it.

[explodeyourself]

And Pickles... I mean, you know, he's feisty and all, but... He's still kind of a little dude. He's short. And that idiot jack-off totally got beat up by him. All...credibility gone. Douchebag. We oughta get a restraining order against his ass.

[keibutottsan]

Well I don't know anything about any concert, but I've been stuck in Los Angeles before. One of its sewers, to be more exact.
Just...eyuh. I coulda swore there were zombies down there.

I can see the Tonto reference, but I never thought you were stupid. You just say what you have to say very...shortly. There are too many people who just yammer on and on about nothing in particular, and those people just get on my nerves.

[explodeyourself]

...Okay, dude, I hope you mean about the Indian guy and not the Spanish-for-stupid. Otherwise, you're never getting your hat back. It's a nice hat, and I like it, and if you're calling me stupid, I'm keeping it. Got it?

I don't always have a lot to say, but I say what I want to say when...when I want to say it. People think my...questions are stupid a lot, but I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know, right?

And yeah. Fuck LA. It's disgusting. And those people all suck. I wouldn't be surprised...if there were zombies. Would not be surprised.

[keibutottsan]

What? No! I meant your short worded answers. I don't think you're stupid.

That makes sense. Who wants to listen to a bunch of excess crap anyway? It just gets annoying.

Eh, I could probably think of a hundred other worse places, but LA is definitely not somewhere I'd want to live or anything. I'm sure it has its good points and all, but who really cares when the place has a total of 3 taxis, right?

[explodeyourself]

Well...yeah. Exactly. Thank you.

We walked around. And we had the Dethbus, so we didn't need any taxis, but, you know, I don't remember actually seeing any, either. That's stupid. That city's huge and gross. They need better transportation. Seriously.