Oh, I hate LA

[explodeyourself]

We're almost home, and it seriously couldn't come any sooner. Could not come any sooner. LA was such a shithole. It was dirty, and it smelled, and there were all these homeless people. It was really, really horrible. Oh, I hate LA

Comments

[peter_white]

I don't think that all of L.A. is bad, but most of it is just kind of gross. Especially when you compare it to how awesome they make it all seem in the movies and stuff.

Even if the band is on that whole 'don't do drink or do drugs' kick, I'm still surprised about the venue not selling booze. I always figured that was how they got most of their money...considering they charge like eight freakin' bucks for a beer.

[explodeyourself]

Those assholes were selling...lemonade. And apples. And...cucumber water. God, I hate cucumbers. They leave this weird...smell in your nose after you eat anything with them in it.

The parts of LA we saw were crap. Like...I guess it was Hollywood or something. Those people are crazy.

[peter_white]

Wow, I can't believe that. Maybe I'd expect that at like...uh, an Enya concert or something, but geez. That new lead singer really is bringing Snakes N' Barrels down.

Oh yeah, Hollywood is just like a complete tourist trap. It's terrible.

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, he sucks. But, uh... Yeah, I'd rather die than go back to LA, to be honest.

[gooddoggy]

Sounds like you guys be awesome in a bar brawl though, I haven't been in a good one in a long time.

... er, with out that whole face bashing in part though, I don't think that would be good.

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, that was, um... I mean, I don't know, we don't usually...do that. Fight? Yeah, but...

The concert was, uh...a little more than we're used to.

[cloneofarc]

Your description of LA fits every big city.

[explodeyourself]

And that's basically why we have Mordland.

Big cities are bullshit. I mean, there's a lot of stuff there, but... I wouldn't want to live there. Right?

[cloneofarc]

Yeah, they definitely have more benefits when you're just visiting them.

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, I, uh... probably still wouldn't want to go to LA. For anything. It was...really crappy.

[blackulahunter]

Man, I caught some of the news about that. Every time you guys show up somewhere it's like someone threw a grenade.

[explodeyourself]

I know! It's totally brutal. And it's not like we...do it on purpose. The craziest crap just finds us.

And we used to joke our chefs were cursed, but, you know, maybe we're cursed or something.

[blackulahunter]

Price of fame, huh?

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, I guess, right? And people are trying to...kill us now. Sometimes, I kind of think it's really expensive to be famous. And that sucks.