*lying on the ground a little bloody during the evening on the outskirts of town, looking rather pale, probably needs medical assistance*

*lying there, staying awake with her will power, unable to get up*

That was so uncalled for.  I've seen more called for referee decisions in a game of  fantasy faceball, even more called for than that time the ( Read more... )

MAN OH MAN... running the coliseum is GREAT.  Bard, I am so happy that we worked this out so well.  We are making such good money.  ... it was just like yesterday that we were two people almost at each other's THROATS!  Wait... maybe that was yesterday... but... still, we've come a long way ( Read more... )

*eating some beef jerky, wearing a tiara and dress, carrying a diamond rod* Bard... just what the hell is this? *Has his gift in a bag*

And, uh, wow, Red Mage, is this thing real? *waves it around a bit*

I've started remembering some of my crazy friends from back home, and... I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this place is starting to seem ( Read more... )

To all you guys who have applied to work at the Coliseum, listen up! I'm one of your managers, Sorcery Genius Lina Inverse! Just remember that I'm in charge here, and I'm sure we'll get along just fine. Looking forward to it! And to all you who haven't applied? HOW COME?

And speaking of my sorcery genius, I remembered something pretty cool ( Read more... )

Hahah~! Sorceress Genius Lina Inverse strikes again! I wrote a new fire shamanism spell to cook and season everything in the explosion, and it works just as intended ( Read more... )

((Lina went and blew up turkeys in the woods. Some trees probably got blown down too ( Read more... )

((Lina's nightmare turned Memento Eden into the undead Sairaag that Phibrizzo created, and having people taken away from her in an attempt to make her cast the Giga Slave; 1% on Gourry, 1% of Phibrizzo, 1% on the end of Phibrizzo's story where she was forced to cast the spell, not remembering anything after the point where Hellmaster nearly kills ( Read more... )

Okay, so I gotta give this place credit; they've really done a good job with ... making this place a den of despair or whatever. Seriously, fairly creepy guys, but frankly, while I may be impressed... it's more annoying than scary ( Read more... )

Soo~ anyone wanna go to that onsen shindig with Lina Inverse? Nothing like a good bath after a big meal, you know. You won't wanna miss it.

But it's not a date. Got that? Not. A. Date.

C'mon, guys, don't line up, just fight over it or something. Be sure to be there, or I'll go on a rampage~

Oh, greaaat, I go back to normal just in time to be on the rag. Just great. Plus I remembered these AWFUL people last week. I was trying not to think about them, but UGH. Not only were they awful, but one of them had these huge gazongas she was constantly sporting wearing like... cheesy bondage lingerie like she was some kind of evil ( Read more... )