My mother buys me the absolute worst christmas presents. It's not that I'm not grateful that she buys me presents. I am. It's very sweet of her. But she has me perpetually placed me at about thirteen years old. Last year she bought me a small crystal turtle. The year before that she bought me a big crystal turtle ( Read more... )

I am at the co-op and being at the co-op right now is like having your head shoved underwater. Everything feels blurry and I am trying to avoid talking to anyone here who is not my friend ( Read more... )

things ryan fitzy g have claimed to be a joke
1. my life
2. our friendship.

the truth? this is a joke...

what do you get when you cross a monkey and a pie?

a merainge-a-tang.

what state has the most crows?

stay tuned for the action packed conclusion of a joke.

Where did the kittens go on the class trip?
To the meow-seum.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am working at the co-op right now, which means I have hours and hours to waste on the internet. Thus, I am not waiting to update my livejournal until next month like I usually do. I'll just do it right now ( Read more... )

hihihi ( Read more... )

I've meant to update this livejournal all summer. And never had time until my last day at the People's Food Co-op ( Read more... )

Grab a drink, grab a glass, after that I'm gonna grab your ass.

September Fourth will be the end all be all of shows.
The Blind Pig
Eight O Clock!
Dancing, music, reading, catered by the Jefferson Market, and so on.
Five dollars and you are guaranteed to see me cry.

I will be reading a piece and doing a dance with erinar, feeltheword and a lot of other people ( Read more... )

1. Today there was a power outage at the food co-op. This is maybe the most exciting thing to happen to the food co-op in weeks. The last time there was this much excitement was when a woman took some vitamins and vomited all over the second register. Fuck man, you can't beat today with a stick. I can't remember the last time I worked this little ( Read more... )

This is what summer looks like so far...

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