*Drags out the trusty soapbox again*
This is how it adds up:
one 14 year old chimpanzee
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200 pounds
+
very little physical exercise
+
living in a home
+
lonely woman
+
treating chimp as human
+
alcohol
+
Xanex
+
best friend with new hairstyle
+
chimp attacking best friend
+
hitting chimp with shovel
+
chimp ripping friends face off
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