resolution

[exponentialdk]

My first try:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Spend more time at work.

Get your resolution here

Vastly more amusing than the ~10 I tried afterwards. And now, I should leave the office. Bye!

Comments

[ukelele]

It suggested to me that I get at least 4 speeding tickets. That I find pretty funny.

(Contextual information for those who don't understand why this is funny: on a bike?!?)

[sauergeek]

I know one guy who has drawn a speeding ticket on his bike. Tagged for doing 42 mph in a 30 zone. (Going down a long, steep hill, and each of his legs are about as big around as my torso.) So you can do it!

[ukelele]

Oh, I've done the same thing (modulo the part about my legs ;). It just doesn't happen every day. And, you know, I have to bike up to the top of that hill first, and I'm really not dedicated enough to do that until the cops notice me four times.

Props to them for enforcing traffic laws on bikes, though.

[bethr]

Alas, xf's resolution was to "become a slut."

Hmm.

[twe]

I got "Read less." Hrm.

[ilai]

Mine suggested that I find out where I got "that STD" from. Guess I'm not keeping that resolution....