Since my extremely talented, funny and obscene mother will be taking some improv classes at Second City in the last week of July and knows that I cannot pass up four days of unsupervised deviance in downtown Chicago, she has offered to cover my plane ticket as long as I can cover all my other expenses (drugs, blowjobs from tranny hookers, fast ( Read more... )

old IM convos crack me the hell up.

max: i should plug a toaster into it
me: LOL
max: tell her it's the B-drive
max: the Bread Drive
max: "yeah bread's the newest cheapest way to save files. it just toasts the data right on there"

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is it weird for death to affect you even if you never met the person? but you observed them, maybe read their blog (how LAME), and definately admired their attitude and way they looked at life? weird. i just keep thinking about a death over at the iam.bme community..you never think about the young, healthy guy who's bursting with life and ( Read more... )

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with only $100 left to pay on my loan ( Read more... )

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*SALIVATES*

"they shouldn't let italians be police officers. it's like.. lettin' a pedophile be a teacher..."

i <3 reno 911.

Who in the hell still uses 800x600res?

I seriously need to know.. how can you function?!?!