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[externalmenace]

Someone took a shit on a toilet at school today, but not the toliet. That silver part where the flush is. Well actually two shits, one was darker then the other. Which means two ppl would have had to taken shits on that toilet today. I just can't picture two ppl standing on the toilet struggling to be able to shit on the silver knob. That means one

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cool

[dolphin_attak]

haha

[whitelinekid]

thats ricardo, always shittin

[ra_rah_replica]

gil, at my school. we have a phantom shitter. and no one knows anything about her..we only kno that she poops in a room, and leaves before anyone can see her. o also, we have a woman at our school who spends at least 90% of her time in our bathroom. all she does is poop in our bathroom. she has an air tank..and ive never seen her around our school except for in the bathroom. maybe she's the phantom shitter..like maybe sometimes shes in a classroom..and she can't make it to the bathroom because she cant get there fast enough..so she just poops right there.

-india

[dolphin_attak]

externalmenace84: you have any shit stories
externalmenace84: if you do post them in my journal
dolphin attak: well, many years ago i was running to the toilet and i had to poop so bad and it just plopped out like 2 feet away from the toilet
dolphin attak: and ive pooped in my sleep before
dolphin attak: ahaha
externalmenace84: hahahah put that in my journal
dolphin attak: you put it in
externalmenace84: hahahahahahahaha
externalmenace84: dude i am laughing so fuckign ahrd dude
dolphin attak: oh oh oh
externalmenace84: i have never laughed outloud on line before
dolphin attak: in 2nd grade, this kid had to poop so he was running out of the class and it just rolled down out of his pant leg right in front of the principal
dolphin attak: it was awesome
externalmenace84: dude post that shit

[whitelinekid]

well, in the hotel in chicago, matt sweeney shit in the coffee maker. we went out and came back and the coffee maker was clean. hahahahaha a cleaning lady cleaned SHIT out of a coffee maker!!!