today i went to this rich people house in lakeview to water their garden for a couple hours. i kept worrying about whether i'd have to pee, to the point where it felt like i had to, even though i'd just gone like six times before heading out of the house. i also played out a situation in my head where i showed up and john west (landscape guy) was ( Read more... )

it would be awful nice if you answered a question or two ( Read more... )

Kindergartener

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"Inner child?" you ask, "Is that like having a baby?" You are your inner child. And it grants you simple, honest emotions which can, ironically, make you feel more mature. On the other hand, you are decidedly isolated in an Adult's world. Being childlike has an unnecessarily bad reputation, ( Read more... )

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Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English
15% Dixie
15% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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i'm in a pretty good mood. it's hard to have no yard or porch and not feel like you've wasted much of the sunshine, but that's how it goes. i went for some walking, got an A- on a midterm english paper, and talked to one of my best friends from high school. it was so easy and nice to talk to her. i should do that more often. i wish i wasn't so ( Read more... )

i'm listening to the new beck and waiting for my turn to shower. the conference is happening. i'm sleepy. i like garlic when it is roasted with herbs and potatoes. also good: improv and parties ( Read more... )

i fucking finished my damn project! it's not how i wanted, etc., but it's fucking done ( Read more... )