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Jul 16, 2010 00:02
- 12:29 Pretty sure someone in my office just sent herself flowers after another person got some yesterday. But perhaps I am being too cynical. #
- 19:34 @ TankHammer I quote that at my husband all the time and he never remembers where it's from. #
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Jul 07, 2010 00:01
- 19:00 Damn it you reckless sack of ova, please at least maintain visual contact with your roaming child before he gets squished by a car. #
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Jul 02, 2010 00:03
- 17:39 Got my car fixed for a mere $15. God bless my mechanic and thank goodness the problem wasn't serious. #
- 17:41 Just found out mechanic also fixed something else for free that had been busted forEVER. BEST MECHANIC. SO HAPPY. #
- 17:42 @ smarthero some kind of nut or bolt or some such thing on one of the tires. Quick and easy fix. #
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Jun 29, 2010 00:03
- 13:51 Man, you thought you were so smart skipping the line while the rest of us waited. Don't bitch because we saw the closed sign and you didn't. #
- 13:52 That last tweet goes out to the dude who stood at a closed register at McDonalds for almost five minutes. Enjoy your sandwich, jerk. #
- 14:01 @ TychoBrahe Annarchy. #
- 15:52 I made this i273.
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Jun 28, 2010 00:04
- 17:53 I would swear that the bruise on my shin wasn't there when I got out of the shower 5 minutes ago. Is there such a thing as bruise stigmata? #
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Jun 27, 2010 00:03
- 01:30 Lost In Austen is the biggest fanwank I've ever seen. I LOVE IT #
- 02:15 I think I just found a termite in my house. Gonna cry a little. #
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Jun 26, 2010 00:03
- 00:23 @ SheriB626 I was not following him but now I am! #
- 14:00 Today was a terrible day to forget my phone at home. Also, I have driving stick. #
- 14:00 By "have" I mean "hate" but my fingers are revolting. Mainly because I bite my nails. #
- 16:02 @ Lakonikos Liar. It wasn't fun at all. #
- 16:49 @ Lakonikos I do not have my phone, by the way, in case
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Jun 25, 2010 00:03
- 22:59 @ AmaliaTd the more important question is, will you read MY post and tell me what to fix? :-P #
- 23:00 Had a nice dinner with @SheriB626 and her boyfriend who has Twitter but I am not following him I think? #
- 23:02 The Grand Marnier girls made us roll dice and do shots. One of them had what I might refer to as substantial cleavage. The waiter
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Jun 24, 2010 00:04
- 13:39 Got to talk to @IntenselyEric and my mom's dog is responding well to chemo. Good day so far. #
- 15:18 @ Lakonikos that sucks. What are you doing? #
- 15:19 @ mulldacity break a figurative leg! Not a literal one. Unless that will make your getting the job more likely somehow. #
- 17:48 @ HenroidT I used "literal" correctly, didn't I? Now you've made
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Jun 23, 2010 00:04
- 21:22 Don't you do this to me Torchwood I swear I will turn this show around and go right home. #
- 22:33 Torchwood no why are you doing this to me no #
- 22:36 No no no nonono #
- 22:57 Torchwood I hate you why have you done this #
- 23:02 @ vivixenne no it is so good I am weeping uncontrollably #
