i wish rev run was my dad
i wish sharron ozborne was my mom
i wish hefs holly was my sister
i wish flava flav was my brother
i wish i was marry j

i hate them and what pain it causes my family grow the fuck up asshole

yeah its a SATURDAY NIGHT and im sitting here typing on a livejournal and waiting for my kids to go to sleep...and in about 4 hours at 12am i have to go pic up jason from work like 40 miles away b/c i needed the car today and he wont drive his...jesus...llauren we are going out next weekend DO YOU HEAR ME? yes we are....and im not going to bed at ( Read more... )

ok so im going to be on the tv show "snapped" but ill be dead and jason will be the one to have killed me....ps....im obsessed with "runs house" and "mythbusters" i have 4 years of cable to catch up to.... 
PS: i need a job...i have to get one starting in january. winter is jasons bad season. any suggestions? i dont wanna be 27 and working at the ( Read more... )

" im almost done with this tattoo give me like 20 minutes"

(2 and a half hours later) " RING RING..RING RING....tattoo shop answering machine" i hate you

ok ive been in my house for like a week now and its not new and fun anymore...lets go out...call me...
ps. llauren: mike stark totally emailed me and wants to call me... im scared
ps 2... dear chris bragner: put a shirt on in at least one of your pictures on myspace no one cares if you have a chest tattoo and you work out and you go to the tanning ( Read more... )

so i missed the one time a year oprah audience give away episode....you know her favorite things....damnit...i got sucked into WII and bowling and i couldnt put it down...it was my first time....damn you wii damn you to hell...ps...dont get drunk and try to play tennis wii.....i fell like 5 times on the hard wood floor b/c i wore socks...yeah....my ( Read more... )

i forgot to take a picture of the outside! it has a basment, a laundry room, Upstairs is the kitchen, bathroom, living room, 2 bedrooms...then on the other floor there is a giant loft wich is our room...yay!


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here is my very first painting ever...in case you are a prude...its a vibrator with lightning bolts...why? because i think its funny...look how cute it is! im so proud!

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i went out with lauren and becca and went to bed early and i didnt sleep b/c i was in the middle of the bed and i kept having to go pee in the middle of the night and i didnt want to get up and wake them up so i heald it...then i had a dream i peed in the bed so i woke up and went to the bathroom....then i came home and went to target and bought a ( Read more... )