I don't remember which number book this was, but I remember these bullet points:
- Jesus comes and fucks up Voldemort wicked bad
- Snape confesses his love for Harry and has disturbing, masochistic, angry, pedophile sex with him
- Hermione becomes a stripper because she can no longer afford tuition
- Ron converts to Scientology
- Malfoy produces his own line of
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