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I am such a fucking loser. No wonder my friends have a shelf life of six months. -
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Today for the first time I admitted vocally that I have a drinking problem. Not as bad as it could be or as it was a year ago, but still not healthy. In fairness I haven't had any for a couple days now. But I usually drink about 4 nights a week. I've known about my problem for awhile now, it was made easier by the fact that I didn't have many ( Read more... ) -
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Watching Kevin Sorbo play a bounty hunter on Psych is absolutely hilarious. -
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Even where oxygen deprivation is concerned I am at heart a scientist, although not a particularly good one. I've been having fun with whip-its. As in, you take the refill canisters for whipped cream and the like, put it in a balloon and then inhale it until your brain goes goofy. So I started conducting experiments to see how my brain would ( Read more... ) -
The death of average pt. 1
Paul was born on February 15th, 1987. He was 20 inches long and weighed 8 pounds. His parents named him Paul because it was a good strong name that other boys would have so he could relate to them. Paul started crawling at an average age, and progressed in a thoroughly average manner. He began to walk, talk, and read at an average age, neither ( Read more... ) -
Dear Satan/Lucifer/whomever I made that arrangement.
I'm supposed to stop caring when I start drinking. That was the deal. Why can I still feel anything after how much I've had tonight? Seriously, not cool. -
My Oscar Picks
Best Picture - Frost/Nixon (Honestly how the fuck did Dark Knight not get nominated, it was a fucking cinematic masterpiece that was both compelling and involving ( Read more... ) -
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Why don't things ever go according to plan?
